(Seth has just finished ordering, Next in Line is Joe)
TB: How can I help you?
Joe: Well uh let’s see, I’ll have a chicken Vagina (he means Fajita)
TB: Excuse me?
Joe: A chicken Vagina for here please.
TB: Do you mean a Chicken Fajita.
Joe: Uh Surrreeeee. (Looks around)
TB: That will be $3.40
(Joe and Seth go to the seats where the rest are sitting)
Ryan: Okay 1st day of summer, and we are sitting here waisting it. Someone think of something to do please.
Carl: I’m sorry if I’m not as smart as you Chatham, (sarcasticly said) Why don’t you let us sit here and eat then we will do something.
Joe: (Mumbles to Seth ) My Chicken Vagina smells funny. (Joe looks at the register lady who waves and smiles at Joe in a naughty fashion) (Joe looks at his food and falls back into his seat)
Seth: Well there is this new family moving in on your street Joe, Why don’t we check that out a little later.
Ryan: Not a bad Idea, especially if this new family has a hot daughter.
Joe: No I’m the king, Ill take her to art class.
Carl: Lets just hope she likes red heads.
Ryan: Carl no one likes Red Heads.
Carl: Hey, Give me my dignity.
Ryan: I’d like to give you something else.
Carl: Oh yeah? And what might that be?
Ryan: An ass kicking that’s what it is.
Carl: Chatham your all talk, you always say you can kick all of these people’s asses but I don’t see you fighting anyone ever.
Ryan: Well I know I can kick your ass, are you saying you want to go.
Carl: Just shut up Mike.
Ryan: My names Ryan not Mike dipshit.
Carl: Sorry you reminded me of someone else.
Kevin: Listen will you 2 both shut up. I mean look at you guys your being so mean to each other. Okay listen closely, Carl you are right, Ryan does sometimes act like a hard ass. And Ryan your right Carl is ugly.
Carl: Hey Man.
Kevin: Joe why haven’t you touched your food, were all ready to go except for you.
Joe: I don’t think I will be eating these Taco’s guys Because (Ryan Jumps in before he can finish what he’s saying and says)
Ryan: (Grab’s Taco) Great I’m Starving. (He then takes a big bite and all this red juice squirts out)
Ryan: Its good!
(Craig walks up to the group eating)
Craig: Woah Chatham man, hows it going? I heard Tracy gave you the old heeve ho.
Ryan: Who told you that?
Craig: You kidding me, we all know about that. Tracy is once fine peace of ace man, I mean we never found out why she was with you.
Ryan: What do you mean?
Craig: Lets put it this way, Shes ivory soap and your Irish Spring Sport Soap?
Ryan: I don’t quite follow you
Craig: Your Mr. Coffee and she's tasters choice
Kevin: Were not following you here
Craig: Damn it, she's hot and you look like the ass of Bill Cosby, Now if you fella's don’t mind I have a date.
Ryan: Are you saying you don’t like Bill Cosby??
Joe: I think he was hitting on you.
Ryan: ooooo I see now its all beginning to make some sense.
Craig: I'm not gay you idiots, I'm taking her on a date tonight. Now excuse me I'm already late. ( He leaves )
Ryan: This is bullshit.
Kevin: It's Okay man, lets go to Joe's to see if the people moved in yet.
