Neal: It’s best if we don’t discuss it. But I thought it was quite odd that he called me his princess.
Ricky: I think those 2 romped like a Cowboy on a Bull.
Neal: Actually guys all's he wanted was some advice on love
Carl: You know guys all of this has made me learn something
Kevin: What that your ugly and have red hair.
Carl: No
Ryan: That not even the Asian prince found you attractive.
Carl: No
Seth: That even though I’m fat and I can still get my hand on more bumper then you.
Carl: No
Neal: Then what did you learn.
Carl: That if I moved down south I would be a god to the ladies there. I mean come on, Look at this hick boy here. He’s bald and doesn’t care about hygiene. I would look like Denzel Washington there instead of Looking like Whoopie Goldberg here.
Kevin: That had nothing to do with anything, but okay thanks for the insight.
(Ryan and Tracy and Joe arrive)
Kevin: Ryan I got bad news, we don't have enough tickets to get you in.
Ryan: It's okay my sweety over here stole Craigs tickets and is getting us in.
Kevin: So it would appear then you two are back together.
Ricky: That is great you know Love is a very beautiful thing. When you find that special someone who makes you feel special it makes life worth the journey
Ryan: Who told you that a priest?
Ricky: Shit no man, Now why would you say that? What are you queer.
(Craig Pulls up)
Craig: Chatham get your ass over here, I want those tickets back
Kevin: Well to bad your not getting them back, ain't that right Chatham.
Craig: Who asked you Kevin, the man can speak for himself.
Ryan: Your not getting these tickets Craig.
Craig: Well how bout this, you give these tickets back or this man get's it.
(Joe's Dad is pulled out of the trunk)
Joe: Dad!
Craig: That's right, we found him in a trash can on the way here. All's you have to do is hand over the tickets and you get him.
Ryan: There has to be another way.
Craig: Well either the tickets or the girl.
Ryan: No Deal Craig.
Tracy: Well Ryan, I always knew you weren't half the man that Craig was ( She turns to Chatham and winks at him) Craig is smart, and sexy. That’s why he is a winner.
Craig: Now she's talking.
(Tracy walks in front of Craig)
Tracy: I was wrong to have ever left you Craig ( rubs Craig's hair back) And you know what else?
Craig: What baby?
Tracy: I would never stoop that low as to ever be with you ( She knee's him in the crotch)
Craig falls and his friends back up
Joe: Now give me my dad back!
Craig's Friends: Take him, Yeah Man I mean we never wanted him.
Joe runs up and rips the tape off Joe's Dads mouth
Joe: It's okay now, your gonna come live with me now. I love you Dad!
Joe's Dad: Joeeeeeee! (He then whips him with his belt) Then hugs him
Ryan: This is a touching moment. Good job Tracy
Neal: Yes Boys its time like this when I want to cry.
Carl: Can you say something not gay for once.
Kevin: Listen all you shut up, let's just go into the concert already.
