Beginning of Movie Clip of Chatham looking at a picture of a girl (his girlfriend)
*phone rings*
Ryan: mmmyellow
Tracy: Ryan listen we need to talk.
Ryan: Sure, about what
Tracy: Well not talk really I'm just telling you its over
Ryan: Wait I don�t understand
Tracy: Whats to understand, you�re a loser who sits inside and plays video games and cares more about hanging out with his loser buddies then paying any attention to me.
Ryan: uhh
Tracy: Your probally at home right now probally playing playstation and not even listening to me.
Ryan shown playing playstation
Tracy: So Its Over Hangs up
Ryan: ah crap can this day get any worse
* Brother opens the door *
Come on Ryan its time to go to the olive garden with grandma, and its your turn to put the vapor rub on her chest.
(Open theme plays Kurtis Blow - The Breaks )
Opening Credits play with people's names as picture is focused on the school.
(Setting Last Day of School)
Beginning of Movie gives insight to the characters, and their school life and tells the story of how each character met.
(Ryan�s Voice narrating over clips of the past)
(Clip of the group of kid�s playing pranks in school)
Ryan: Well you might be wondering how a group of kids like us met, Well it all started one day in detention on an Early January Day in our Freshman year of High-School. I was there because I commented on the facial hair of lunch lady Linda. Damn I still can�t get food there. Well anyway this is how it all happened.
(Clips of the kid�s in detention)
(Ryan Narrates through people in detention)
(Focuses on Kevin)
Ryan: That�s Kevin, me and him become best friends through our school years.
(Focuses on Carl)
Ryan: That ugly looking kid to the left of him. Yeah that�s Carl, after all these years I still don�t like him much.
(Focuses on Neal sniffing the hair of the boy in front of him)
Ryan: That odd fellow right there, that�s Neal Applebee, I�m still not sure what the deal is with him.
(Focuses on Joe)
Ryan: This crazy character is Joe Dawicki a star of the wrestling team. He may be as smart as a watermelon but he�s tough as nails.
(Focuses on Seth)
Ryan: That�s Seth, I�ve known him my whole life. Sadly.
(Focuses on Ryan)
Ryan: And that Good looking kid right there. Yup! That�s me, the brains of the bunch. Which still doesn�t say much. But we�ve had some crazy times in highschool. Yet Highschool is not what they make it out to be on TV. There are no Zack Morrises and A.C Slaters. It�s nothing like that. High-school has your 3 main groups. You have the Geeks, The Stoners, And The group which isn�t under either column. Well were the other column. We don�t have time to waist on drugs, Trust me we need the brain cells we have. Which brings us to now
(Kids walking in hallway to their next class)
Kevin: Haha so Tracy dumped you.
Ryan: Yeah I know I can't believe it myself.
Seth: Hey man be cool, lets just not mention Tracy at all today.
Ryan: Thank you I was going to punch the next person who said something.
(Goes to Cliff standing at his locker)
Cliff: Hey Chatham I heard Tracy dumped you.
(Ryan Punches out Cliff)
Ryan: Geeze these people just can't get over the fact that its over.
Kevin: Well let's hurry up to Mr. Drakes class
Ryan: Yeah the last thing I want to do is get on that guy's bad side
(Scene goes to everyone in class)
Mr. Drake: Now can anyone tell me why Charles Darwin published his works on evolution.
Ted: Because competition with another person writing stories on evolution made him have to take action immediately.
Mr. Drake: You think your smart don't you? Well to me your just chicken shit. Now does anyone else have an answer?
(Joe throws a piece of paper at Kevin)
Joe: Haha Hit you I'm the king!
Kevin: Will you quit it you idiot, Mr. Drake will you hear you. And trust me he's not a teacher you want to disobey.
Joe: I'm not afraid of anyone past 40
(Mr. Drake standing behind Joe)
Mr. Drake: You see class this person right here, is proof that God does make mistakes. You see this man right here thinks he can interrupt my teaching time. Back in my day they use to slap your knuckles with a ruler.
Joe: That�s not pain, I'm a high-school wrestler I think I know what pain is.
Mr. Drake: Well is that so Mr. Dawicki well why don�t you get up to the front of the class put your hands flat on my podium and let me hit you with this ruler and see if you really know what pain is?
Joe: Fine
(Joe acts cocky in front of class)
Mr. Drake: Ok Joe are you ready?
Joe: Oh I'm ready
(Mr. Drake puts ruler over Joe and acts like he will hit his knuckles, but instead whacks him in the head and breaks the ruler.)
Kevin: Ohhhh shit
(Joe Screams on the floor)
Mr. Drake: You see kid's thats what pain is.
(Drake Picks up Joe and throws him out the door.)
(Class Bell Rings)
Mr. Drake: Okay class that is all, enjoy your summer.
(Ryan and Kevin walk towards the door)
Mr. Drake: Wait Mr. Chatham Can I have a word with you real quick.
Ryan: Uh sure, Kevin I'll meet you at my locker
Kevin: Okay later man
Mr. Drake: I noticed you not really paying attention in class today, I also heard that you and Tracy are no longer going out. It must be hard on you.
Ryan: Well yeah, it is hard
Mr. Drake: Are you two over for good?
Ryan: I guess so
Mr. Drake: Good, Would you mind if I gave her a call?
This Ends with Drake Looking in the camera giving a weird look
(The Group is about to leave school)
Principal Mclount: Excuse me wouldn�t you boys like to participate in our Blood Drive before you leave the school? It's just right over there.
(The boys look to see a Vampire giving a blood drive)
Kevin: Hey Ryan do you notice something funny about that blood drive?
Ryan: Yeah the guy giving it looks kind of queer.
Kevin: Anything Else?
Ryan: You know, your right he probably doesn�t sanitize those needle's.
Kevin: That's exactly what I was thinking.
Ryan: Sorry Mr. Mclount I think were going to pass today.
Principal: Okay boys, Have Fun in college
Ryan: Well Boys another school year ended and the whole summer to go before college.
Kevin: Even so, what�s it matter? Our summers consist of playing Nintendo and watching TV, while Neal watches his genitals grow smaller.
Neal: You knew I did that? (everyone looks at him for a second but ignores it )
Carl: Ryan you say every year is going to be the summer of our life. Every year we don�t do anything and yet you still say this. And I bet your just doing all this because your sorry ass got dumped last week arent you.
Ryan: That has nothing to do with it.
Kevin: Lets face it Chatham, All these years of watching TV have toasted our brains to the point that we wont do anything else.
Ryan: I know but this year could actually be different. For once have faith in me guys if we actually try theirs no telling what we could do.
Carl: Well here comes the fattest and dumbest people I know.
(At this point Joe Dawicki and Seth Burton arrive)
Seth: Yo guys, Summers here Baby! Hell yah
Joe: Damn Right NINTENDO TIME!
Ryan: No Joe, No Nintendo this summer were trying something new for a change.
Seth: Chatham said that last year and we did the same thing still.
Neal: Well according to him he means it.
Joe: What! No guys I told my dad we would play nintendo with him later! If I don�t show up soon he will beat me again.
(Scene goes to Joe�s Dad who is sitting by the Nintendo with a belt screaming JOEEEEEEE Nintendo, then whips the ground, Joe Joe)
Seth: You can do your dirty sex acts with your dad later Joe.
Joe: I�m the king
Kevin: Seriously guys we need something that will make this year standout. Come on guys soon we will all be off to college in a few years and separated for good. Lets not waste the time we have.
Ryan: I agree, College is a big step guys.
Joe: I like college.
Seth: What you�ve never been there?
Joe: Yeah huh, Last night my mom put college cheese on my potatoes.
Ryan: That�s Cottage cheese Joe. (Looks to the rest of the group) Forgive him, he�s in Critical Reading classes.
Kevin: Well how about we do a Rode Trip or something.
Neal: Rode Trips are over rated,
Ryan: Yeah seriously its like 90 degree�s out here, who wants to sit in a car 8 hours with sweaty men anyway. From my point of view that all seems kind of (Pauses) well kind of on the limpy wrist side if you know what I mean.
Neal: Yeah maybe we should go on a rode trip, I call back seat. (Everyone stares for a second)
Carl: Okay can I kill him now, Please
Ryan: As gay as he seems he comes in helpful sometimes.
Carl: Really?
Ryan: (Laughs) No not really, I just don�t want to spend the 6 hours testifying at your court case. So spare me the time.
Carl: (Looking at Neal) you got lucky this time boy.
Seth: Can we all stop the gay bashing now and actually do something?
Kevin: Well I don�t know about you guy�s, but I need some food.
