I remember the first time I saw you
I couldn�t believe my eyes
Contemplating asking you out tonight
You saying yes, filling my head with lies
I would see you every night at work
I wouldn�t know what to say to you
But on that one fateful May night
I would figure out exactly what to do
So there you were
Standing all alone
Taking orders
From the telephone
I go up to you
You say hello
I ask you out
You say hell no
Who do you think you are
Coming up to me
I have standards
Oh can't you see
You're not what I'm looking for
Not my type
You are the kind of guy
I could never like
Watch out you better run
Don�t look now but here they come
The ones you talked so good about
The ones who used you better lock them out
Oh please, please save me
Please save me from all of them
I have now figured out
Guys like you are hard to come about
Too bad you're too late
You were too good to be my date
Now its time for you to go
Your life has reached a new low