He could have been a porn star.
Hell, he could have been a rocket scientist..
So how did Mack House get so lucky to have Mike all to ourselves? The world may never know. That's why this page is here--to sing his praises.
So drool over the pictures, be amazed at the quotes, and help celebrate the wonders of Mike.
Please choose only one.
"Let me be your hero."
"Double barrel shotgun."
"You know those can warmers, that keep your soda cold."
"If I had a brain aneurism, would you recussitate me? What if I put you in a headlock?"
"Um, OK."
"Shut your mouth."
