Learn a new word each day

* Arbitrator \ar'-bi-tray-ter\ * A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.
* Avoidable \uh-voy'-duh-buhl\ * What a bullfighter tries to do.
* Baloney \buh-lo'-nee\ * Where some hemlines fall.
* Bernadette \burn'-a-det\ * The act of torching a mortgage.
* Burglarize \bur'-gler-ize\ * What a crook sees with.
* Control \kon-trol'\ * A short, ugly inmate.
* Counterfeiters \kown-ter-fit-ers\ * Workers who put together kitchen cabinets. * Eclipse \i-klips'\ * What an English barber does for a living.
* Eyedropper \i'-drop-ur\ * A clumsy ophthalmologist.
* Heroes \hee'-rhos\ * What a guy in a boat does.
* Misty \mis'-tee\ * How golfers create divots.
* Paradox \par'-u-doks\ * Two physicians.
* Parasites \par'-uh-sites\ * What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
* Pharmacist \farm'-uh-sist\ * A helper on the farm.
* Polarize \po'-lur-ize\ * What penguins see with.
* Primate \pri'-mat\ * Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.
* Relief \ree-leef'\ * What trees do in the spring.
* Rubberneck \rub'-er-nek\ * What you do to relax your wife.
* Seamstress \seem'-stres\ * Describes 200 pounds in a size two.
* Selfish \sel'-fish\ * What the owner of a seafood store does.
* Subdued \sub-dood'\ * A guy, that works on one of those submarines.
* Sudafed \sood'-a-fed\ * Bringing litigation against a government official
* Pasturised- as far as you can see.
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