 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Please click on the >> arrows on the right, to downsize the Yahoo ad.
|
|
|
MIKE BILLO presents
"THE INVISIBLE BLAZOONA"
|
|
|
|
 |
|
|
One-Man-Band and Mystical Prophet bringing entertainment to the ignorant masses by playing the Harmonica, Bones and Accordion simultaneously and playin' them Old-Time Songs like a monkey fartin' through a stovepipe.
This creates a level of sensory stimulation, so intense, that it startles frightened audiences into a state of abject terror.
I bully defenseless audience members into making requests whether they want to or not and then, go ahead and play whatever I want to play, regardless of their requests. Audiences appreciate this form of humor.
For a small addtional fee, I can perform in a Mexican Wrestling Mask, play Classical pieces on the Harmonica, through my nose (Guaranteed to make the Cognoscenti go ape shit ) and make Balloon Animals in sexually explicit poses (always a crowd pleaser)
|
|
|
 |
|
|
 |
|
|
His Holiness, the Invisible Blazoona, attains a state of Oneness with the Universe by playing the Harmonica, Bones and Accordion simultaneously
Worship his genius as much as he does. |
|
| "Dat Invisible Blazoona sho' can play dem ol' time songs like a monkey fartin' through a stovepipe" - Cleophus "Gimme back my Doodads" Washington |
|
|
|
|
|
|
 |
|
|
|
|
At the "Miracle in Milpitas", he played the Bass with one hand, played the Bones with the other, played the Harmonica, in a rack, sang and even mangaed to eat some of the Wedding Cake at the same time.
It was then that "he" realized that this was so remarkable, that "he" would only refer to "himself" in the third person from now on. |
|
|
|
CELEBRITY ENDORSEMENT |
|
|
|
|
|
 |
|
|
|
|
"I've walked on water and come back from the dead, but try as I might, I can't play the Harmonica, Accordion and Bones, simultaneously. Much less, play the Bass and eat Wedding Cake! How does he do it? Mike Billo amazes me."
- Jesus Christ (star of Children's Fairy Tales) |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 |
|
Do you like naked Asian girls who smoke opium? Me too!!!
Click on Lotus Blossom, on the right, to go to my links page and see what other shared interests we might have |
|