Be careful what you wear (or don't wear), when

       working under your vehicle...especially in public.

       From the Sydney Morning Herald - Australia comes this

       story of a central west couple who drove to K-Mart

       only to have their car break down in the parking lot.

       The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping

       while he fixed the car there in the lot. The wife

       returned later to see a small group of people near the

       car. On closer inspection she saw a pair of male legs

       protruding from under the chassis. Although the man

       was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned his

       private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to

       stand the embarrassment the wife dutifully stepped

       forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts and tucked

       everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she

       looked across the hood of the car and found herself

       staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The

       mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his head.

Contributed by my Denver buddy DuJake!!