STATS- Mike is the main charcter in the show (along with Melvin). He is a computer quiness who after he graduated from High School developed a chip that beat out everything on the market. He made millions and now owns a computer store in his home town. Mike hired Melvin to runs his store but all Melvin really does is hang with Mike and he gets paid for it!!! Sweet deal huh? After awhile mike really had nothing to do so one day out of the blue he decided to come up with an idea to kill Finn but it failed. So he has been trying ever since.
COMMENTS- What do you mean you don't have Animal Craker flavoured ice cream???
STATS- Melvin is best friend and sidekick to Mike. After High School he got a job at the 7-11 but after mike got rich he quit and luckily to, because the next day the dude thats was working his shift got shot in the face with a 357 magnum. Wierd huh?
COMMENTS- Walls are relative to only a person with a weak mind.
STATS- Finn is a big and not to bright guy who is alright but sometimes is a little thick. Finn always some how escapes every plain mike makes to kill him, and most of the time its without even trying.
COMMENTS- Me like toys.
STATS- Tim a kind of violent and cruel but to only those who are rude or jackasses, he's kind of like hannibal except with a bat and he doesn't eat people, well not all the time. Tim is a good guy to have around he is always ready for a fight or a war.
COMMENTS- At the end of life god will look towards us and judge us not on how we lived our lives but on how many guns we own. :)
STATS- Rusty is the first son of Dr.Crazy and twin brother to Scott (not identical twin). Rusty has a unique in the fact that he can drive pretty much anything helicopters, race cars, anything. He is good friend to both Mike and Melvin.
COMMENTS- If you can buils it I can drive it, but I don't like Dolphins!!!
STATS- Scott is a major brain, he is one of Mike's best friend and is a wiz at hacking. But his true passion is mechanincs and he is really good at building any machine imaginable.(Both Scott and Rusty live in a plane hanger)
COMMENTS- BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STATS- Jack is Scott's best friend and an all around good guy. He is into Extreme sports but ie really good at skate-boarding and snow boarding. Jack is not all to bright but he's not a bitch and that has to count for something... right?
COMMENTS- If you fall off your scateboard, it the boards fault!
STATS- Dr, Crazy is a mad scientist that is years above anyone in most fields of work. But no-one takes him seriously because like I said he is crazy. but he can do some amazing things like, travel in time and fly in space to other planets.
COMMENTS- Science is a world full of wonder, and if you touch me i will build a monster to kill you and your faimly...... ;\
STATS- Jon is a scary person who believes he is satan. He even has gone so far as to make soul contracts. Jon is a ok guy to have around but not to bring anywwere. Crowds scare him and fire makes him hyper so.....
COMMENTS- Hate and Lust will bring you to me... oh and hell.
STATS- Super George is this idiot anoying little bastard who is in love with DBZ. He like lives the show, he spikes his hair way up and dies it blond, and he runs around yelling shit like "Kamaha.." and "elecro disc". Now this kid is Pathatasad.
COMMENTS- Dragon Ball Z is real and Goku is my father. That's it prepare to DIE!!!!
STATS- Super Nintendo Steve is a guy that is addicted to Super Nintendo. He live and breaths it, its like a drug to him. But the kid is an anoying piece of shit. He try's to hang around with Mike and Melvin but they can't stand him. Oh, and he's a cock.
COMMENTS- I have every Super nintendo game known to man. And I am not addicted....
STATS- Crazy Kenny, is well Crazy. But he doesn't beleive he is. Just the dinosaurs and squirells he see's every where are "actually there". He was sent to the Syc Ward but he escaped, I think after awhile they stopped looking for him. Anyway he lives here now, with his younger brother and sister.Oh, yeah he's a evil qenius and hates Mike and Melvin.
COMMENTS- Were the hell did that squirell come from?!?!?
STATS- Caffine Karl, is the younger brother of Crazy Kenny and is addicted to caffine. He loves it in pop, coffee, beans, whatever. Except Pepsi he hates Pepsi.
COMMENTS- COFFEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STATS- Crackhead Karla, is the younger sister of Crazy Kenny and Caffine Karl. She is addicted to drugs and just walk around all day ina sort o daze. Man, was this families Parents Brother and Sister or what. You got a Pyscho, a caffien addict and a drug addict. How more screwd up can you get.
COMMENTS- Me, like drugs!! He.