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Britney admits she herself is disgusting
According toAnanova.com
, Britney Spears says people shouldn't consider her a role model. She insists she's just like everybody else. (when she doesn't parade in slutty outfits and beg for publicity attention)
Britney says it's only when she's on stage that she puts on a performance.
When she comes off stage she says: "I trip and I burp and I fart just like everybody else!"
Yeah, even Britney admits she herself is disgusting, can't sing, etc.
Britney engaged(?) to Justin
Britain's News of the World have recently reported that Britney Spears and 'N Sync's Justin Timberlake are engaged:
Justin: Will you marry me?
Britney [bubbling with excitement]: Yeah! Let's have a secret engagement!"
Then, some newspaper in LA had a spat with News of the World about Mr. Timberlake and Ms Spears' engagement:
"That rumor is totally false. Justin and Britney are 'just friends'. They are NOT engaged."
Britney is to have her own museum
In Kentwood, Louisiana (that's the silicone girl's hometown if you didn't know) Britney is going to have her very own museum. (She thinks she's like Elvis in Graceland.)
Britney's royal cartoon show
Since Britney is one of Prince William's favourite women, she presented a cartoon of she chasing the prince and in one scene she gets to pull his trousers down on his birthday. (And her reason for that is to show her "admiration" for him.)
Britney to do Dirty Dancing with Ricky Martin?
In a recent May interview with Ricky Martin:
REPORTER: Ricky, are you looking forward to filming 'Dirty Dancing' with America's pop princess, none other than Britney Spears?
RICKY MARTIN (laughing) : *choke* Er... this is the first time I heard I was going to do 'Dirty Dancing' with Britney.
Britney is oh-so sexy
Today, screamed the headlines, Britney has been voted as America's sexiest pop artist. One spokesman said, "Britney respects her body. She doesn't sell it out." Sure, Mr. Spokeman, (maybe) "respect", but what about sell?
According to some magazine bit:
It's been a war of poses ever since pop tarts Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera set eyes on each other. First Christina had the audacity to call Britney's work 'fluffy' after she reckoned Britters had been a bit off with her. Then Britney accused Christina of copying her, but of course Christina won hands down when she scooped a Grammy right from under Britney's nose. Ouch!
