November 1st, 2004 jrs says: hah oh well.. you dont need girls!

McD says: yeah, who needs a girl when pat looks so much like one from behind!

-Jess and Mike talk about pat

 

November 1st, 2004 greg: he must be downloading porn

mike: yeah, chemistry porn

greg: yup.

mike:mr and mrs atkinson go DEEP! and we AREN"T talking about football!

-McD and Greg burn the Atkinsons..

 

October 27th, 2004 What's this..oh shit...FUCK!..Jesus christ, well you know what I mean..

-Prof. Barclay as makes another error.

 

October 20th, 2004 Fuck I hate doing this shit.

-Prof. Barclay as we Solved a system of Equations

 

October 18th, 2004 Every moment holds the oppurtunity for the enlightenment we seek.

-Ninja Saying

 

October 15th, 2004 Justin says: damn it! you cant do one without the other! they go together like fish and chips! lemon and lime! ketchup and oranges!

-Juicy Clark

 

October 13th, 2004 *talking about our new interest in ninja weapons*
Mikey Damon says:
we could start our own clan of assassins

F-fresh says:
We'd have to get good. I tried playing around with it today, It feels so akward, I clearly am not up with my sword play

Mikey Damon says:
yeah if we want to be serious about killing people for money, we're gonna have to PRACTICE PRACTICE PRACTICE!

-mike and fred

 

October 11th, 2004 *Liam, happy to see pancakse made my JQ's mom for breakfast*
Liam: Marilyn! You are the QUEEN!

Everyone Else:...EL OH EL!

-liam and other people

 

October 6th, 2004 jrs - happy bday kate! says:
haha i'd tie you down and shove it down your throat

jrs - happy bday kate! says:
haha that sounded a little dirty

McD says:
........:O!!

-me and jess

 

October 5th, 2004 *talking about assignment pat can't do due to school computer problems* St.Jimmy(me) says: he'll probably be like "well you ahd a week to do it!" #8's Patrick "When you're walking the morning after" fuck school computers says: and ill say suck my dick old man, and i dont want your old grey beard tickling my balls St. Jimmy says: ......

..understandable though, with the beard thing.

-me and pat

 

October 1st, 2004 *while watching a movie*

Justin: All I remember about this movie is that it was very forgettable.

-Justin

 

September 29th, 2004 *Fred and Friends are sitting around table, eating dinner*

Friend: So Fred..about that casino...

Fred: Well, the way I see it, a raging gambling addiction is good for me...shit, what was the question again??

-rapmasta f-Fresh.

 

September 27th, 2004 *driving behind Super Bob Moving Truck, going ridiculously slow*

Me:Super Bob is driving Super Slow.

-McD

 

September 22th, 2004 *Joe Roberts walk by Pat and I at lunch. After greeting us, he pretends to stick his finger in my mashed potatoes*

Joe: Whoa man wouldnt that have fuckin sucked if I stuck my finger all in your potatoes?

-Joe Roberts

 

September 13th, 2004 The best Surprise Ending Ever

"You're fired, and I can talk!"

-A Filing Cabinet

 

September 13th, 2004 University Haiku's By Fred

Dick and Vagina,

Possibilities endless.

Condomize that shit.

-Frederick Crossley

 

September 10th, 2004 Professor Barclay Addresses Equation on first day of Math 1503.

So you take this fucker over here, and you bring it on down to this God damn son of a bitch...

-Professor Barclay

 

September 1st, 2004 Pat takes off shirt to reveal a shirt with the Swedish flag on it

Jack: Man, that's the sweetest shirt.

Pat: No...it's the Swedish shirt.

-Jack and Pat at my camp

 

August 30th, 2004 Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a pissing section in a swimming pool.

-Me

 

August 24th, 2004 Steve Wetmore: Yeah, I had this dream about the lamb from Lambchop's Play Along

Me:You mean..Lambchop?

Wetmore:....shit...

-Me and Wetpants

 

August 21th, 2004 IT'S A GOOD THING I DON'T HAVE A BONER RIGHT NOW OR EVERYONE WOULD BE ABLE TO TELL!

-Myself at Fred's

 

August 20th, 2004 Greg:I dunno, I have to go back into town soon.

McD: whys that

Greg:To buy some fucking lube.

McD:....

Greg: CHAIN lube.

-Greg Lawson and Mike McD

 

August 18th, 2004 This new side of Jonny D...it has aroused an interest in me..

...perhaps aroused wasn't the best word to use.

-Mike McDermott

 

August 17th, 2004 Plus, the idea of her balls on my lips is pretty cool.

... I'm blocking you until you forget I said that

-Jim Vanderhorst

 

August 16th, 2004 I can't go to sleep without jerking off first. It's like a warm cup of milk, only you don't drink it.

-Mike McDermott

 

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