Mal on his first day of high school
Malcolm
James Rhodes is the more disenchanted presenter on The Good Stuff,
and thus he tends to play heavier, more angst-y music on the show than
Mik. This said, the only truly shithouse band he likes is Limp Bizkit,
and they rarely get a run anyway, so all's good. The side of Mal's music
taste which is more difficult to explain is his love of bubble-gum pop,
and in particular his rather disturbing obsession with Mandy Moore (this
obsession once extended to him pleading with any listener who just happened
to tape Miss Teen USA, hosted by Mandy Moore, to send it in to him and
receive a free prize). Luckily for Good Stuff listeners, though, only twice
have tracks in this vain been played on the show.
It
could be said that Mal has quite a cynical outlook on most things, and
this comes across heavily on the programme as he dissects sports, movies,
music, television programmes, on-air promos, local educational institutions,
organised religions, political ideologies, notions of social equality and
just about anything else you can label, usually with heavy doses of sarcasm
and a sharp wit. It should be remembered when considering what Malcolm
believes to be the truth, though, that quite often he has no idea of what
he's talking about. This is a trend common to both Mik and Mal. Opinions
expressed on the Good Stuff need not be substantiated, that they came from
the mouths of Mik or Mal should be enough.
As
is very evident on The Good Stuff, Mal has a very competitive nature and
is always keen to assert his superiority when he is proven correct on points
of contention. To understand exactly where he is coming from, though, the
Good Stuff listener has to understand that this competitive nature has
emerged from constant expectations placed on Mal to live up to his little
brother's high standard. Though he is a good three years younger than Malcolm,
Stuey Rhodes outshines him in just about every aspect of their lives, and
understandably this has had some effects on Mal's personality.
Another
coping mechanism Mal uses is to take the attitude that nothing matters
anyway. He used this line to great effect during his HSC year at Blue Mountains
Grammar, and the effect on his results was noticeable. Malcolm was well
respected among his peer group, though, and won the popular vote for Most
Pessimistic (jointly with Mik) and Funniest Camp Incident at the end of
year 12. The Best Sense of Humour Award that he was so pining for eluded
him, though, and one gets the feeling that he is still getting over the
dissapointment. Few apart from Mal would deny that this award went to a
deserving winner, though.
Having
completed high school, Mal is now working as a surveyer's assistant, which
basically means he dons an orange vest and puts little markings in the
cement where he's told to. Though Malcolm gets no actual enjoyment out
of this line of work, in all likelihood he will retain this position for
at least the next 10 years because he won't be bothered to look for anything
else.
This
makes him cool, you understand. It really does, and this is why he is so
perfectly matched with Mik on the Good Stuff. While Mal's carefree attitude
leads the Good Stuff in all sorts of unpredictable directions, Mik is able
to always keep the pair focused and you might say act as the show's anchor.
One thing is for sure, though, when Mal is not on-air, The Good Stuff is
a lesser programme.
In-depth
Psychological Profile:
Star Sign: Scorpio
Reason I am a nerd: Love of reality TV eg. Survivor and Big Brother
Reason for getting up in the morning/afternoon: I can’t get back to sleep
Most over-rated band: Eiffel 65
Favourite 3 pop sensations: 1. Mandy Moore 2. Britney Spears 3. Aaron Carter
Most hated pop sensation: Christina Aguilera (snooty cow)
Favourite 3 sporting stars: 1. Steven Waugh 2. George Smith 3. Anthony Mundine
Most hated sporting star: Tiger Woods (takes him 4 million just to get out of bed)
Favourite cricket commentator: Ian Healy
Most hated cricket commentator: Ian “bloody idiot” Bothum.
Favourite books: All the Harry Potters (I have the intellect of a 8 year old at best)
Favourite movies: 1. Heat 2. Animal House 3. The Untouchables
Favourite tv shows: Buffy, then daylight to second.
Hollywood celebrity I most resemble: Jet Li
My personality in one word: Indescribable.
Motto to live by: Turn that frown upside down.
Favourite quote: “If it’s wet drink it."
What makes me cry: Injustice.
Why 2Blu FM is the best radio station in the world: Mainly because The Good Stuff with Mik and Mal is the finest, classiest entertainment around, but also because everybody that works at the station gets on so damn well.
How would you describe The Good Stuff: Much like a cricket bat with holes in it.
WHO DA BEST? Don Bradman or Michael Jordan: Don
Jennifer Love Hewitt or Sarah Michelle Gellar: Is a tie
Batman or Superman: Batman
FINISH THE SENTENCE When I grow up I want to be... A millionaire.
I will be remembered in 100 years because... I will have revenge.
Mik is... a weirdo.
When I need an ego boost I... have Mik make a pointless, stupid, self-serving website.
If I were on Survivor my luxury item would be... A handgun.
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