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| God created man first, because you always make a rough draft before a master piece. *** I died but heaven won't have me and hells affraid I'll take over. *** It's better to let someone think you're an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it. *** God made mud, God made dirt, God made guys so girls can flirt. |
| Guys are like slinkies; it's always fun to watch them fall down stairs. *** Everyone who lives, dies; but no one who dies, lives. *** The more I get to know guys, the more I like dogs. *** God made Coke, God made Pepsi. God made (name) so darn sexy. |