Later on, in the circle... Eric: And, can you believe Mom said I couldn't take care of someone when they were sick, man? I'm not dumb as Kelso... Kelso: (laughing stupidly) Eric's such a girl... Eric: (smirks suddenly)At least I still HAVE my automobile... Donna: Hyde loves Jackie!!! He told me... (laughing) He told me they were gonna do it until we got back... Fez: (pouty)Why does HYDE get her? It was FEZ'S turn, damnit! Kelso: (laughing) Eric's parent's like HYDE better than ERIC! Laurie: (smirking)Yuppers, Little Miss Princess-Pie is as big a tramp as ME... Eric: (punches Kelso on the arm HARD) Kelso: (still laughing) Laurie's a slut!! Laurie: (sits on his lap)Aww, thank you, honey-muffin... Fez: I HATE your American mating rituals! Donna: Mating! What a great idea... Kelso: (is currently in the early stages of mating with Laurie, all the while laughing hysterically) Kitty: (having coffee with Midge)So how is Bob? Midge: Oh, he's doing much better... I think he likes being home more... Kitty: Well, that's nice. (takes a sip) I wonder what the kids are up to? Jackie: (sitting on top of blankets, playing poker with Hyde)(holds up royal flush) Is this good? Hyde: Um... (sighs)Damnit, yeah, it's good... Jackie: (gets really excited) Oh my God! I won! (throws her arms around Hyde's neck) Hyde: (is at first startled, but then slips an arm around her waist and starts rubbing her back gently)blushing)Um, I could teach ya blackjack now... Jackie: (stiffens in his arms) I had the strangest dream today. Hyde: (looks down at her curiously)Oh? Tell me... I mean, couldn't be any stranger than the Eric and Donna being fish-people tryin' to eat ya... Jackie: (looks away)Yeah... Only in a different way. Never mind. I'm going back to bed. Hyde: (uses his grip around her waist to pull her back to him)Wait... you can tell me... Jackie: (blushes) No. Hyde: (cups her chin to look her in the eyes)Um, Jackie... it might NOT have been a dream... you were kind of slipping in and out of consciousness... Jackie: (rolls her eyes) Believe me... It was a dream. Hyde: (looks down at her)Was it anything to do with us saying "I love you" or something? (leans a bit closer) Jackie: (looks shocked) Actually, it was about me showing up at school naked... Hyde: (hops up, blushing)Um, yeah... THAT was a dream... Um, I'm gonna get a twinkie; want one? Jackie: (yanks him back down) Wait a minute... You love me? Hyde: Uhhh... Jackie: (flings herself into his arms) Oh Steven!! I love you so much. Hyde: (grins and pulls her down for a passionate kiss)Yeah, I love you too... Jackie: (looks a little dazed when he pulls away) Wow... Hyde: Yeah? Jackie: (pulls him back down) Hyde: (kisses her passionate, rolling back towards the pallet...) 2 days later... Donna: Okay, remind me why we brought Laurie with us to pick them up again? Laurie: Because Daddy wanted me to watch and make sure Eric didn't screw up to bad. Fez: You do not REALLY think Hyde and Jackie made love while we left them alone? Donna: I don't know... You know what they say about near death experiences... Kelso: Damn van for ruining my master--- Ah, are you sure I should have come along? Eric: (smirks)Yup. Laurie: Master what, Kelso? What are you babbling about? Kelso: Nothing. Just... nothing. Oh look, we're here! Laurie: (shakes a finger at him)I'm gonna find out, Kelso, cause I'm SMARTER than you... Eric: That's debatable. Laurie: Shut up, twerp! Jackie: (laying in blankets, wrapped in Hyde's arms)(snuggles closer)Morning... Hyde: How can you tell? We haven't been out of bed for 48 hours straight... Jackie: (smirks)You say that like it's a BAD thing... Hyde: Not intentionally, baby... (kisses her tenderly) Jackie: (leans up and kisses him passionately) Eric: (opening door) Would you guys just come on, Jackie's probably coughing to--- WHOA! Donna: Eric, you owe me 20 bucks! Laurie: (comes in and starts laughing)FEZ! KELSO! C'mere; ya gotta see this! Jackie: Oh my God... Hyde: (pulling blankets more up around her) Jackie: (ducks under the covers) Hyde: Um... Fez: What is it--- Oh Sweet Mother! What are you doing? Hyde: (sarcastic)Laundry? What's it LOOK like??? Donna: Out, out... (starts pushing people out the door.) Kelso: But, I didn't get to see yet! Donna: (winks) We'll wait in the car. (drags Kelso out and shuts the door.) Jackie: (hiding her face in her hands)Oh, my God... Hyde: Come on, Jacks. The sooner we get up the sooner we can go back to bed. Jackie: When you put it that way... (grins and gets up, looking for her clothes) Hyde: Umm... Where did we throw my-- Jackie: It's under the table. Laurie: WHY are you pouting, Kelso??? Kelso: No reason honey. Fez: (smirks at him)The ONE good thing about this is your "master plan" went flush... Kelso: Who cares? I've still got Laurie... (kisses her) Laurie: (looks at him questioningly, then shrugs and starts making out with him) Hyde: (helps Jackie into the car and then gets in next to her) Jackie: (snuggles next to Hyde) Laurie: (pushes Kelso off)Okay, now... could someone PLEASE explain this "master plan" thingy to me? Hyde: Shut up Laurie. (shifts uncomfortably) Foreman. Drive faster. Eric: I'm goin', I'm goin'... A few hours later, when they reach the Foreman residence... Hyde: (helps Jackie out of car)Okay, we have to bring back Leo's car... Jackie: (whines) But I wanna go back to bed! Hyde: Shhh... (whispers)What do you think Leo's car is for??? Jackie: Oh... Well let's get going then! Hyde: (takes her hand and races to the car with her) Kelso: (looks pouty)Well, that's fine for THEM, but... WHAT ABOUT MY VAN??? Laurie: Never mind the van! Kelso: Oh, FINE! (stomps off like a whiny child) (a car drives past and one of Kelso's friends stick their head out) Friend: Dude... Where's your car? Kelso: (looks at him carefully then runs like hell, screaming like a girl...) |