Subject: T-shirt humour. DeadManSeven - 01/09/2003 02:57:31 - Okay, so, I have a gimmick I would like to include for an upcoming NPC, and I'd like to request some input. She's a Malkavian computer wizard, part of a Sabbat pack who are designed for recon and information processing, and has an odd sense of humour. What I wanted to do is, every time she makes an appearance, to have her wearing a T-shirt with a silly phrase on it that somehow relates to vampiric (un) life, and is different every time. So far, the ones that don't make me want to cringe are: I was killed and had to claw my way out of my grave, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt. Life sucks, reality bites, and I do both! I LOVE the nightlife. Any other suggestions? [I swear it's not as fishmalk as it sounds - she's actually remarkably shy and quiet, and is usually quiet withdrawn. The computers (and, to an extent, the stupid shirts) factor into her Derangement - severe depression - as an elaborate defense mechanism of not ever having to get close to people.] Forums Topics Thread Reply Subject: T-shirt humour. Oalin - 01/09/2003 03:04:37 - danielb@incredible.co.za Perfact shirt for a Malk:- ‘I’m with stupid.’ (with the arrow pointing up) Forums Topics Thread Reply Subject: T-shirt humour. Anwar - 01/09/2003 07:23:59 Depending on your chronicle style (and your level of Auspex or Insight or Dementation (3)). I'd coordinate the shirts with your ST, so that each shirt has some hint of things to come. I think it would be a great way to stress the "hidden insight" that Malkavians supposedly have. Just be sure to throw in some nonsense shirts, to keep the other players on their toes. There's no place like Utopia, Anwar Forums Topics Thread Reply Subject: T-shirt humour. DeadManSeven - 01/09/2003 07:29:49 - deadmanseven@optushome.com.au Oh, I'm the ST. But I like the idea of hints of things to come in the shirts. Gotta remember that. Possibly something like Sophia's recurring line from Vanilla Sky: 'I will see you in another life, when we are both cats.' Certainly something a Malk would say. Forums Topics Thread Reply Subject: T-shirt humour. HunterNetJunkie - 01/09/2003 11:20:33 - hunternetjunkie@aol.com I sucked your Mom dry Help the starving - donate blood today! #*%& Ozzy! I'm the #*&^@(# Prince of Darkness! Ever had the feeling your memory has been erased? Want to? Bradley - back from self imposed exile Forums Topics Thread Reply Subject: T-shirt humour. Arrus - 01/09/2003 11:25:40 Something in Binary. ~Arrus The Rules Lawyer Forums Topics Thread Reply Subject: T-shirt humour. Aztek - 01/09/2003 11:35:18 - catrionabass@hotmail.com Killer application RISC-OStrangulation (Some alternative meaning for some initials?) Byte U FUBAR Fang port You don't have to be mad to work here... Nobody wins in a pun war. Forums Topics Thread Reply Subject: T-shirt humour. alex_the_hoosier_gangrel - 01/09/2003 11:41:38 - hoosier_gangrel2@juno.com Some of the classics that are "Freak the Mundanes" suitable: "Keep Staring--I Might Do a Trick" (Perfect for those nights you're just itching to unload Dementation on someone) "The Voices in My Head Can Beat Up the Voices in Yours" "Shut up brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip" "Can't sleep, Clown will eat me Can't sleep, Clown will eat me Can't sleep, Clown will eat me" (ad nauseum) "I Like Fire" I'm sure there are others--go to the nearest Hot Topix or whatever the goth/punk/etc store calls itself where you live. Alex Malone, the Hoosier Gangrel Forums Topics Thread Reply Subject: T-shirt humour. vin_giovanni - 01/09/2003 11:54:19 - vin_giovanni@hotmail.com "Nice Computers Don't Go Down" --John Varley "Dead Girls Don't Say No" --anonymous --Vin Forums Topics Thread Reply Subject: T-shirt humour. Aristole - 01/09/2003 11:56:04 - dotcomzero@hotmail.com Born to be Dead - ExtremeZombies Aristole aka The Prince of Jutland. Forums Topics Thread Reply Subject: T-shirt humour. Dyrt - 01/09/2003 12:07:08 - dyrt2@hotmail.com Ahhh, Hot Topix...my favorite store visited while I was in Oregon over the holidays. My contributions here are shirts that I actually own... "I may not go down in History, but I'll go down on your sister." "I stopped being sexist, 'cause bitches hate that shit." "Sleeps well with others." "For such a small town, this one sure has a lot of assholes." (in tiny little letters that one might strain or lean very close to read) "Nosey little bugger, aren't you?" "Fuck you. I have enough friends." And so on... Dyrt - Oregon-bound Canuck. Forums Topics Thread Reply Subject: T-shirt humour. Stenz - 01/09/2003 12:07:48 - stenz_99@hotmail.com "You're just jelaous 'cause the little voices are talking to me!" (actual t-shirt) -Stenz Forums Topics Thread Reply Subject: T-shirt humour. DeadManSeven - 01/09/2003 12:16:55 - deadmanseven@optushome.com.au Nice, nice. *writes them down* Keep 'em coming. :) A good one I remebered on reading the binary comment: 'There are only 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary, and those who don't.' Forums Topics Thread Reply Subject: T-shirt humour. khaos - 01/09/2003 12:32:33 - khaos@vampirethemasquerade.com "always wear your seatbelt.." -michael Forums Topics Thread Reply Subject: T-shirt humour. Stenz - 01/09/2003 14:44:55 - stenz_99@hotmail.com "Jesus saves, Allah forgives, Cthulhu thinks you'd make a nice sandwich" (some guy's tagline somewhere) -Stenz Forums Topics Thread Reply Subject: T-shirt humour. little_rat - 01/09/2003 15:35:39 If you want computer jokes, try thinkgeek.com (and geekculture.com, if you're desperate). My friend has a million of these shirts, other than his ratty flannel, that's about it... (oh yeah, and jeans, sneakers, socks, you know...) Forums Topics Thread Reply Subject: T-shirt humour. jahred - 01/09/2003 16:17:29 This is a bit off thread but i'm wondering how does a binary code work? Forums Topics Thread Reply Subject: T-shirt humour. D-GENNEXT - 01/09/2003 16:18:45 - d_gennext@yahoo.com Jesus saves... The rest of us think you're an asshole. If you like sex and you like to travel, go take a fucking hike. Do me a favor... DIE! 2 of those are actual t-shirts that I own, the other 1 was one that I saw. Forums Topics Thread Reply Subject: T-shirt humour. vin_giovanni - 01/09/2003 16:27:33 - vin_giovanni@hotmail.com "Jesus saves... The rest of us think you're an asshole." The version I saw was "Jesus loves you, but everybody else thinks you're an asshole." --Vin Forums Topics Thread Reply Subject: T-shirt humour. Autarkis42 - 01/09/2003 16:56:17 - autarkis42@aol.com My Ante lives in my head... and he thinks you smell. Life is for the mortals. I live through 400 years of an immortal Jyhad, and all I have is this lousey t-shit, and a childer who wants to eat my soul. Jesus saves... he uses coupons. Autarkis -not all who wander are lost Forums Topics Thread Reply Subject: T-shirt humour. Dyrt - 01/09/2003 17:40:18 - dyrt2@hotmail.com Went through my closet... "Do I LOOK like a fuckin' people person?" "The more people I meet, the more I like my cat." "Not all people are annoying. Some are dead." "Necrophilia: That uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one." Dyrt - owns too many goddam t-shirts. Forums Topics Thread Reply Subject: T-shirt humour. little_rat - 01/09/2003 21:09:51 Binary code consists of 1 and 0, on and off. When ever you get up to one, you start over. Therefore, 1 is 1, that is the limit so you move over. 10 is two (one in the two slot + zero in the one = 2), 11 is three (one in the two slot + one in the one slot = 3), 100 is four (one in the four slot, and zeroes in the rest = 4). 101 is five (one in the four slot, nothing in the two, one in the one = 5). so the pattern is 1, 2, 4, 8, 16, 32 etc. and you use combinations of those being present (1) and being absent (1) to add up to the number you want. Ok, that was really really fuddled. There is probably a book out there that explains it easier. Forums Topics Thread Reply Subject: T-shirt humour. Autarkis42 - 01/09/2003 21:18:21 - autarkis42@aol.com If at first you don't succeed, try someone else. Autarkis -thank you Abercrombie Forums Topics Thread Reply Subject: T-shirt humour. Autarkis42 - 01/09/2003 21:25:50 - autarkis42@aol.com Or, my fave: You look yummy. Forums Topics Thread Reply Subject: T-shirt humour. fenris_lorsrai - 01/09/2003 22:37:08 - fenris_lorsrai@yahoo.com one my Assamite wears all the time: "Around here, normal is just a setting on the dryer" It so fits his life.... and its an actual shirt I've seen around. Fenris Lorsrai Forums Topics Thread Reply Subject: T-shirt humour. Oalin - 01/10/2003 02:45:50 - danielb@incredible.co.za Here’s one I think I’ll print for myself. “Gehenna’s coming. Look busy.” Forums Topics Thread Reply Subject: T-shirt humour. Bambi - 01/10/2003 05:08:43 1) Rest assured that all your effort and hard work will go unnoticed. 2) Save a cow. Eat a vegetarian. 3) Don’t steal. The government hates competition. 4) Hurry. Your first impression is almost up. 5) Fashion terrorist. 6) I’m Glenda, the good bitch. 7) Survivor. 8) You don’t want to know. 9) Don’t bother me. I’m living happily ever after. 10) Face it girl, Prince Charming isn’t coming. He’s living with Mr. Right. 11) I see that unlike a T.V. you don’t have a brightness nob. 12) Sequins, feathers,& leather. Oh my! 13) Back off. Your standing in my aura. 14) Earth is full. Go home. 15) Must we be so fucking bubbly? 16) A normal person is just one you don’t know very well. 17) I could see a little boy who could use a good spanking. 18) The Darwin fish. 19) 1-800-you-wish. 20) Reality. (a red circle with a red line at an angle through it, symbolizing NO contains the word) 21) Who died and made you Queen of the bitches? 22) Just sliding down the razor blade of life. Every one of these came from a button I own...I’m sure there are more. Forums Topics Thread Reply Subject: T-shirt humour. Oalin - 01/10/2003 06:31:30 - danielb@incredible.co.za Ooh, ooh! Here's one you have to use. "I see dead people." Forums Topics Thread Reply Subject: T-shirt humour. red_archangel - 01/10/2003 15:11:29 Check out www.thinkgeek.com, there are some funny t-shirts for computer related ppl. The Red Archangel. Forums Topics Thread Reply Subject: T-shirt humour. red_archangel - 01/10/2003 15:12:37 Duh! Should've read a little down the thread before posting... The Red Archangel Forums Topics Thread Reply Subject: T-shirt humour. AislinNyx - 01/10/2003 17:14:25 - rachel_2good4u@hotmail.com Its all about how you use the box. Normal is overrated. How to dump your boyfriend...Pick up, throw over head, dump into garbage. The voices in my head can beat up the voices in your head. I love perfectionists, they make good dinner. I like fires. I like to set fires. I like to set people on fire. Can I set you on fire? Home is where the dirt is. Where's my kitty? Kiss me, I'm Vampiric. Rachel ~woozy from running too much~ Forums Topics Thread Reply Subject: T-shirt humour. jahred - 01/10/2003 17:41:48 My sister has a good quote on her t-shirt- "Lord if you can't make me thin then make my friends fat" Forums Topics Thread Reply Subject: T-shirt humour. vinush - 01/10/2003 17:54:56 - vinush@yahoo.com I'm only wearing black until they invent something darker. Go here: www.shocktees.com Go to attitude... Forums Topics Thread Reply Subject: T-shirt humour. vinush - 01/10/2003 18:03:04 - vinush@yahoo.com I'm smiling because they haven't found the bodies yet. One by one, the penguins steal my sanity. Feel free to point, stare, whisper, talk amongst yourselves... I will. My sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others. You say psycho like it's a bad thing... Serial killers are people too. Forums Topics Thread Reply Subject: T-shirt humour. Telgar - 01/10/2003 18:20:00 1. Well, this day was a total waste of deodorant. 2. Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen. 3. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we? 4. Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after. 5. Do I look like a people person? 6. This isn't a classroom. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting. 7. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left. 8. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me. 9. I've found Jesus. He was behind the sofa the whole time. 10. If I throw a stick, will you leave? 11. You! Off my planet! 12. Therapy is expensive, poppin' bubble wrap is cheap! You choose. 13. Practice random acts of intelligence & senseless acts of self-control. 14. Bottomless pit of needs & wants. 15. If I want to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I’ll put shoes on my dog. 16. Does your train of thought have a caboose? 17. The Bible was written by the same people who said the Earth was flat. 18. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe? 19. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed. 20. God was my co-pilot, but we crashed into the mountains and I had to eat him. 21. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...? 22. I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years. 23. If only you'd use your powers for good instead of evil... 24. See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil. 25. A PBS mind in an MTV world. 26. Allow me to introduce my selves. 27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. 28. Whisper my favorite words: "I'll buy it for you." 29. Better living through denial. 30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed. 31. Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them. 32. Do they ever shut up on your planet? 33. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. 34. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. 35. Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet. 36. After I cook the vegetables, what do I do with the wheelchairs? 37. Here I am! Now what are your other two wishes? 38. Back off! You're standing in my aura. 39. I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one. 40. Don't worry. I forgot your name, too! 41. Adults are just kids who owe money. 42. How many times do I have to flush before you go away? 43. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong? 44. I work 40 hours a week to be this poor. 45. You say I'm an ass like it's a bad thing. 46. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2? 47. Macho Law forbids me from admitting I'm wrong. 48. Not all women are annoying. Some are dead. 49. Too many freaks, not enough circuses. 50. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done. 51. ‘Not a morning person’ doesn’t even begin to cover it 52. Lick your forehead & I might let you be my friend. 53. This is a mean, cruel world & I want my nappy & medication right now! 54. Everyone thinks I'm psychotic, except for my friends deep inside the earth. 55. Earth is full. Go home. 56. Is it time for your medication or mine? 57. Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego? 58. I plead contemporary insanity. 59. I refuse to star in your psychodrama. 60. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 61. Everything I need to know about life I learned by killing smart people & eating their brains. 62. How do I set a laser printer to stun? 63. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert. 64. When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you. 65. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. 66. For every action there is an equal and opposite government program. 67. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. 68. Junk is something you throw away three weeks before you need it. 69. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world. 70. Poor people are crazy, rich people are “eccentric” 71. Death is no excuse to stop working 72. Go away, I’m doing absolutely nothing. And YES its more important then you! 73. It must be incredibly taxing to be so stupid. 74. Life is just a phase you're going through...you'll get over it 75. Sleep is for the weak. That’s why strong people are so slow. 76. Pain is an illusion. It stings like all Hell, but it’s an illusion. 77. Many people in this world are alive only because they are too stupid to die. 78. The human gene pool has no shallow end. Only shallow humans. 79. It would be stupid to blame everything that goes wrong on other people. That’s what inanimate objects are for. 80. Its my way or…wait…no, its JUST my way. 81. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone. 82. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire. 83. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else. 84. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. 85. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. 86. If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was worth it. 87. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. 88. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and that comes from bad judgment. 89. The outcome of a rain dance has an awful lot to do with timing. 90. Duct tape is the Force. It has a light side & a dark side, and it binds the universe together. 91. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. 92. Never miss a good chance to shut up. 93. We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse 94. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that’s the time to do it. 95. Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3 friends. If they're OK, you're it. 96. Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check. 97. A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn. 98. The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was. 99. Paul's Law: You can't fall off the floor. 100. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. 101. Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems. It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid, too. 102. A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell and make you feel happy to be on your way. 103. Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. 104. Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where you left them to where you can't find them. 105. Law of Probability Dispersal: Whatever it is that hits the fan will not be evenly distributed. 106. We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart? 107. He who laughs last thinks slowest. 108. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 109. Born free...Taxed to death. 110. The more people I meet, the more I like my dog. 111. Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot. 112. When you do a good deed, get a receipt in case heaven is like the IRS. 113. OK, who stopped payment on my reality check? 114. Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW. 115. Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot. 116. Puritanism: the haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy. 117. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 118. Ever stop to think and forget to start again? 119. Caution: I drive like you do. 120. Give me ambiguity or give me something else. 121. Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear. 122. How can I miss you if you won't go away? 123. IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got. 124. Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students. 125. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. 126. I get enough exercise just pushing my luck. 127. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 128. Your kid maybe an honors student, but you're still an idiot. 129. All generalizations are false. 130. So many stupid people...so few comets 131. Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn. 132. Many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices. 133. I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. 134. Experience is a wonderful thing that lets you recognize a mistake when you make it again. 135. The first myth of management is that it exists. 136. If you have a difficult task, give it to a lazy person -- they will find an easier way to do it. 137. The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. 138. Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it. 139. Neanderthals are not extinct. I go to school with five of them every day. 140. Sometimes I look at my classmates and I’m sure Darwin had it backwards. 141. Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 142. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before. 143. The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. 144. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 145. Money can't buy happiness. But it sure makes misery easier to live with. 146. Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines. 147. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. 148. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. 149. For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism. 150. Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view. 151. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. 152. To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles. 153. Two wrongs are only the beginning. 154. You never really learn to swear unti Forums Topics Thread Reply Subject: T-shirt humour. Telgar - 01/10/2003 18:20:41 154. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. 155. The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. 156. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 157. Don't sweat the petty things... or pet the sweaty things. 158. Money can't buy love. But it CAN rent a very close imitation. 159. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow. 160. Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. 161. Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? 162. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too? 163. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? 164. If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it? 165. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? 166. Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. 167. It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you. 168. Where there's a will, I want to be in it. 169. It's lonely at the top, but you eat better. 170. According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist. 171. Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have. 172. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. 173. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. 174. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. 175. I don't have a license to kill...just a learner's permit. 176. Madness takes it's toll. Please have exact change. 177. Jesus is coming...everyone look busy! 178. As long as there are tests there will be prayer in schools. 179. I want to die like my grandpa-in my sleep. Not yelling and screaming like his passengers. 180. I didn't fight my way to the head of the food chain to be a vegetarian! 181. Don’t play with your food, especially after you’ve already eaten it. 182. All that glitters is not gold. All that doesn't glitter isn't either. 183. Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. 184. To err is human, to forgive is not our policy. 185. When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried. 186. A surgeon amputates both of a patient's legs, how soon do you think he'll be back on his feet? 187. If at first you don't succeed, try management. 188. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 189. Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups. 190. Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker. 191. When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break. 192. Succeed in spite of management. 193. We waste time so you don't have to. 194. TEAMWORK... means never having to take all the blame yourself. 195. Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity. 196. If you can't remember, the claymore is pointed at you. 197. Anything you do can get you shot, including nothing. 198. I can see your point, but I still think you’re full of crap. 199. How about “never”? Is “never” good for you? 200. It sounds like English, but I can’t understand a word you’re saying.. 201. I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. 202. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. 203. I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. 204. The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist. 205. Someday, we’ll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject. 206. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you. 207. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce. 208. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental. 209. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. 210. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!? 211. I’m not being rude. You’re just insignificant. 212. Thank you. We’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. 213. It’s a thankless job, but I’ve got a lot of Karma to burn off. 214. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial. 215. No, my powers can only be used for good. 216. I’m really easy to get along with once people learn to worship me. 217. You sound reasonable......time to up my medication. 218. I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter. 219. I’m out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message. 220. I don’t work here. I’m a consultant. 221. Who me? I just wander from room to room. 222. Unlike the other Plagues, God hasn’t discontinued the Idiots. 223. Your village called. They want their idiot back. 224. Conventional thinking serves a fine purpose: dart board. 225. Your inner darkness can’t be fought off with lipservice. Forums Topics Thread Reply Subject: T-shirt humour. Telgar - 01/10/2003 18:21:42 I have been collecting those for a *loong* time. I even made up a few myself. :) "Today we operate on the idea that everyone should be treated better then everyone else" Telgar, Cappadocian Primogen Forums Topics Thread Reply Subject: T-shirt humour. jahred - 01/10/2003 18:23:19 Telgar those are great jokes, where did you get them all? Forums Topics Thread Reply Subject: T-shirt humour. Telgar - 01/10/2003 18:28:59 a large number of emails, friends, conversations, T-shirts, bumperstickers and websites. "Today we operate on the idea that everyone should be treated better then everyone else" Telgar, Cappadocian Primogen Forums Topics Thread Reply Subject: T-shirt humour. DeadManSeven - 01/10/2003 20:38:26 - deadmanseven@optushome.com.au Telgar, you da bomb yo. :) Infinite thanks. Forums Topics Thread Reply Subject: T-shirt humour. AislinNyx - 01/11/2003 18:41:23 - rachel_2good4u@hotmail.com Wow...Yet another factor of intellegence heard from. The collection of useless jokes. LoL, you know I'm just joking Telgar. Aislin ~just dream~ Forums Topics Thread Reply Subject: T-shirt humour. Mr.Poor - 01/11/2003 21:49:50 - pwsmyk@yahoo.com Cthulhu Saves!... in case he's hungry for later. Unregarded, unloved, and unpopular, Mr.Poor Ia! Forums Topics Thread Reply Subject: T-shirt humour. Nor - 01/12/2003 00:07:28 Here's one for Blood Brothers : Clones are people two. Forums Topics Thread Reply Subject: T-shirt humour. PFHOENIX - 01/12/2003 07:17:50 things i have overheard in college.... 1. im wet are u? 2. come in too the bathroom with me and help me wipe this off my face 3. u dont need a girlfriend just good wrist action and an imagination 4. bugger me like a french waitress 5. sexual innuendo is so fucking easy.... 6. are the mafia real?.....seriously!! 7. the trick is too put your tongue in the way 8. im not psycho the voices in my head told me so 9. i swear everyone is trying too kill me i wish they were doing better 10. ah ive got cats in my head 11. my lighter is cooler than yours! theyre lighters theyre all pretty much the same temperature 12. all divorces start with marriage 13. i used too be indesicisive now im not so sure phoenix out.... (beware the quiet ones) Forums Topics Thread Reply Subject: T-shirt humour. sethgavin - 01/12/2003 09:56:40 - azmodeusz4@hotmail.com I still don't see my favorite, for pure, unadulterated, unexpected shock value. (please, don't take offense. This is -real- t-shirt.) "Abortions Tickle!" Forums Topics Thread Reply Subject: T-shirt humour. Tzimisce - 01/12/2003 17:47:57 "I'm so Goth I'm dead." One possibly for an elder "If you're so Goth, where were you when we sacked Rome?" Forums Topics Thread Reply Subject: T-shirt humour. biambe - 01/12/2003 18:54:00 - biambe@hotmail.com Telgar- you are a veritable bumper sticker/t-shirt God. I thank you for your contributions to society. Forums Topics Thread Reply Subject: T-shirt humour. Telgar - 01/12/2003 19:23:45 *bows*