Years ago my best friends and I created the Shoosh club.  It was a game we played for fun after Church.
This club has actual members and traditions. But I've incorporated the idea into my web-world. Here's its story.
The Edifice of Shoosh!!!
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Here at the Sacred Edifice of Shoosh, the most private utterings are made.  Separated from the outside world, no-one knows what deep conspiracies are discussed by the un-named members of... The "Shoosh"
After years of wondering, a private investigator has bribed a military official! This man used the new technology  of invisibility suits to discover the truth...

Here's what he saw.
But...  ----->
>Opening speaker< Here ye!  Here ye!  I now call this official meeting of Shoosh in order!  Shoosh! (fist in the air)

>Reply from Crowd<  Shooosh!

>Speaker< JohnyD, would you please read the minutes from our last meeting?

>JohnyD< During our last meeting we talked about a bunch of junk, and then we slapped the slap happy squirl till he was all slapped out!

>Random outburst< Shut up you!

>Speaker< Hey!  I'm at the podium, if you have something to say you can wait your turn.  Shoosh! (fist in the air)

>Reply from Crowd<  Shooosh!

>Man from crowd< I move that we remove this speaker from the podium and replace him with me.

>Speaker< Hold on BobbyD, I just got up here!

>Voice from crowd< I second that motion.

>BobbyD< (getting up from seat) Ok you heard him!  Give me the podium!  (pushes speaker out of the way)

>New Speaker< Shoosh! (fist in the air)

>Reply from Crowd<  Shooosh!

>New Speaker< I am here to propose that each member of Shoosh adopt an official ball to represent his or her membership.

>JonnyD< I second the proposal.

>Man from audience< That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!

>Speaker< Shut up Mikail, or I'll have the balif tear you outta here! Shoosh! (fist in air)

>Reply from Crowd<  Shooosh!

>Mikail< We don't even have a balif!!?

>Speaker< all those in favor of adopting balls as symbols of membership signify by saying Shoosh.  Shoosh! (fist in air)

>Audience< (Mixed response of Shooshes and grumbles)

>Speaker< The motion is passed!  Shoosh! (fist in air)

>Reply from Crowd<  Shooosh!

>Speaker< And now I call a brief recess.
After the Recess...
>Mikail as speaker< During the recess, I beat the living tarr out of BobbyD.  So I am the speaker now. Shoosh! (fist in air)

>Reply from Crowd<  Shooosh!

>BobbyD< (wimpering) I'll show you!..

>Speaker< Also during the recess we incorporated the balls into the club.  JonnyD, please read them off.

>Thomual from crowd< Get this crackpot off the stage, it's my turn!

>Jonny D< Thomual will be the Squishy ball, BobbyD will be the Yo-Yo, Gracey will be the Kooshling, Mikail will be the Koosh ball, and I will be the Sticky-Slapper!

>BobbyD< I wanna be speaker now.

>Thomual< No moron, it's my turn!

>Mikail from podium<  Order! Order!  Shooosh!!! (fist in the air)

>Reply from Crowd<  Shooosh!

>Mikail as Speaker< Thank you. Now as I was saying..

>Thomual interrupting< I move that we dethrone this crackpot and replace him with me!

>Mikail as Speaker< Well I move that I be the baliff when I'm not at the podium!

>Gracie< I second both motions.

>BobbyD< I third it!

>JohnyD standing up< I fourth and fifth and sixth it!  And I'll slap you all to kingdom come HaHaHaHa!!!  (shakes arms fervently)

(Mikail sits down in right section, Thomual approaches podium quietly)

>Thomual as Speaker< Shoosh!

>Reply from Crowd<  Shooosh!

>Thomual as speaker< (Pauses) (Then looks into the croud with a serious expression on his face) (then.. in a booming voice while pounding the podium!)

>Thomual<        I HEREBY NOW DEMAND CLERGY!!!!

                         ....to be continued?....
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