| Years ago my best friends and I created the Shoosh club. It was a game we played for fun after Church. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| This club has actual members and traditions. But I've incorporated the idea into my web-world. Here's its story. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| The Edifice of Shoosh!!! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| P.S. this is funny stuff!! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Here at the Sacred Edifice of Shoosh, the most private utterings are made. Separated from the outside world, no-one knows what deep conspiracies are discussed by the un-named members of... The "Shoosh" | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| After years of wondering, a private investigator has bribed a military official! This man used the new technology of invisibility suits to discover the truth... Here's what he saw. |
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| >Opening speaker< Here ye! Here ye! I now call this official meeting of Shoosh in order! Shoosh! (fist in the air) >Reply from Crowd< Shooosh! >Speaker< JohnyD, would you please read the minutes from our last meeting? >JohnyD< During our last meeting we talked about a bunch of junk, and then we slapped the slap happy squirl till he was all slapped out! >Random outburst< Shut up you! >Speaker< Hey! I'm at the podium, if you have something to say you can wait your turn. Shoosh! (fist in the air) >Reply from Crowd< Shooosh! >Man from crowd< I move that we remove this speaker from the podium and replace him with me. >Speaker< Hold on BobbyD, I just got up here! >Voice from crowd< I second that motion. >BobbyD< (getting up from seat) Ok you heard him! Give me the podium! (pushes speaker out of the way) >New Speaker< Shoosh! (fist in the air) >Reply from Crowd< Shooosh! >New Speaker< I am here to propose that each member of Shoosh adopt an official ball to represent his or her membership. >JonnyD< I second the proposal. >Man from audience< That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard! >Speaker< Shut up Mikail, or I'll have the balif tear you outta here! Shoosh! (fist in air) >Reply from Crowd< Shooosh! >Mikail< We don't even have a balif!!? >Speaker< all those in favor of adopting balls as symbols of membership signify by saying Shoosh. Shoosh! (fist in air) >Audience< (Mixed response of Shooshes and grumbles) >Speaker< The motion is passed! Shoosh! (fist in air) >Reply from Crowd< Shooosh! >Speaker< And now I call a brief recess. |
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| After the Recess... | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| >Mikail as speaker< During the recess, I beat the living tarr out of BobbyD. So I am the speaker now. Shoosh! (fist in air) >Reply from Crowd< Shooosh! >BobbyD< (wimpering) I'll show you!.. >Speaker< Also during the recess we incorporated the balls into the club. JonnyD, please read them off. >Thomual from crowd< Get this crackpot off the stage, it's my turn! >Jonny D< Thomual will be the Squishy ball, BobbyD will be the Yo-Yo, Gracey will be the Kooshling, Mikail will be the Koosh ball, and I will be the Sticky-Slapper! >BobbyD< I wanna be speaker now. >Thomual< No moron, it's my turn! >Mikail from podium< Order! Order! Shooosh!!! (fist in the air) >Reply from Crowd< Shooosh! >Mikail as Speaker< Thank you. Now as I was saying.. >Thomual interrupting< I move that we dethrone this crackpot and replace him with me! >Mikail as Speaker< Well I move that I be the baliff when I'm not at the podium! >Gracie< I second both motions. >BobbyD< I third it! >JohnyD standing up< I fourth and fifth and sixth it! And I'll slap you all to kingdom come HaHaHaHa!!! (shakes arms fervently) (Mikail sits down in right section, Thomual approaches podium quietly) >Thomual as Speaker< Shoosh! >Reply from Crowd< Shooosh! >Thomual as speaker< (Pauses) (Then looks into the croud with a serious expression on his face) (then.. in a booming voice while pounding the podium!) >Thomual< I HEREBY NOW DEMAND CLERGY!!!! ....to be continued?.... |
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| The Shoosh club is now online and interactive!! Click on this link to add your own contribution to the great meeting of the Shoosh! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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