California is where I was born.

How I hate getting up in the morn.

Recently I have been sleepy.

Isn't Mr. Revill creepy?

Sleep is something I enjoy.

There is a pond with lots of koi,

In my best friend's backyard.

Never eat a lot of lard,

Always it will make you sick.

Evil dogs I sometimes kick.

Learning Computer Programming is fun.

In March I will become a nun.

Zinfandel is something I like to drink.

And I've always wanted a pet mink.

But instead I have a dog.

Eats so much he should be a hog.

Though he is somewhat small,

He still is fattest of them all.

Little Rascal is his name.

Ukraine is from whence my grandparents came.

Piano is something I often play,

Actually I practice everyday.

No food or drink is Revill's rule,

Only bring them if you're a fool.

Well since this line doesn't have to rhyme, all I have to say is the end.