A man comes home from work to find his wife in the bedroom packing her suitcase."What the hell are you doing"? he asks.
"I'm leaving you for a better life" she replies.
"Where do you think you are going "?he asks
"I'm off to Las Vegas", she answers" I hear they pay$400 for a blow job"
The man thinks for a minute ,gets his suitcase out and starts packing.
"What the hell are YOU doing " the wife asks.
" I'm coming to Las Vegas too....I want to see how you live on $800 a year".