| For many the 'Great Search' continues for that 'Illusive Butterfly', many very hopeful, others disgruntled-betrayed-dishonored-lied to, 'Screwed in the (figurative) End' Unfortumately honest, sarcastic and thought provoking, these coments and quotations will Cause some to laugh, others will cry. in Kansas, Dorathy found love at home, why cant I? Everyone has at one time expirenced dissapointment. Do enjoy and identify. |
| "I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it....and always remember the toes you step on today may be attached to the ass you have to kiss tomorrow" |
| "A wise girl kisses but doesnt love, listens but doesnt believe and leaves before she is left" |
| "Ignorance is treatable, stupidity is forever...the only difference in genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits" |
| "Love many, trust few, learn to paddle your own canoe" |
| "I can only be nice to one person today. Today is not your day. Tommorrow isn't looking good either." |
| "Im trying to see things your way but I can't get my head that far up my ass." |
| "Cowboy up or go sit your ass in the truck." |
| "All the world is a stage, and the people in it merely players."William Shalkespeare |
| "Searching for a doctor to get rid of this loser magnet i seem to have and to give me some happiness pills." |
| "I'd love to go out with you but i never go out on days that end in 'Y'." |
| "Work like you dont need the money, Love as though you have never been hurt before and dance like no ones watching" |
| "A smart monkey dont mess with another monkeys monkey." |
| "Insanity is often the logic of an accurate mind over tasked and I have been working very hard lately." |
| "No one can make you feel inferior without your concent." Elanor Roosevelt |
| 'Do you bury when I'm gone? Do you teach while I'm here? Just as soon as I belong, then it's time I disappear..." |
| "When I die I want to be burried face down so the people who didn't like me can kiss my ass." |
| "Those who anger you control you." |
| "The road to hell is paved with good intentions. Whats done in the dark...comes out in the light. Take my advice, I'm not using it." |
| "There is no prince charming. You just have to find the frog with the least amount of warts." |
| "Love starts with a smile, continues with a kiss and ends in tears." |
| "A man is only as old as the woman feels." |
| "Those who belong to no-one but themselves can never be abandoned."" |
| "It is a fool who looks for logic in the human heart." |
| Rule # 1 Learn to work the toilet seat. You are a big girl. If its up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You dont hear us complaining about your leaving it down. Rule # 1 Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing tides. Let it be. Rule # 1 Shopping is NOT a sport and no, we are never going to think of it that way. Rule # 1 Crying is blackmail. Rule # 1 Ask for what you want. Lets be clear on this one. Subtle hints don't work. Strong hints don't work. Obvious hints don't work. Just say it! Rule # 1 Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. Rule # 1 Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. Thats what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. Rule # 1 A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. Rule # 1 Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days. Rule # 1 If you dont dress like Victoria Secret girls, dont expect us to act like soap opera guys. Rule # 1 If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. Rule # 1 If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you angry, we meant the other one. Rule # 1 You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done, not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. Rule # 1 Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. Rule # 1 Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do I. Rule # 1 ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. Rule # 1 If it itches, it wil be scratched. We do that. Rule # 1 If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", we will act like nothing is wrong. We know you are lying, but it's just not worth the hassle. Rule # 1 If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you dont want to hear. Rule # 1 When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.........really. Rule # 1 You have enough clothes, you have too many shoes, I am in shape (round is a shape). Thank you for reading this. Yes. I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight. But did you know men really dont mind that. It's like camping. Contributed by a dear 'Woman' friend.....lmbo |
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| I dont agree with all messages above, very funny though. I pray none have been offended. dc |