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"If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you"
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"Save a tree - eat a beaver"
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"Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound."
- Ad in the "Missoulian" by Orange Street Food Farm
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"How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby..."
- Anonymous Manufacturer
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"Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl."
- Bill Peterson, football coach
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"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears, Pop Singer
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"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."
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"I haven't failed. I've found 10,000 ways that don't work."
-Thomas [Alva] Edison
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"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics. "
-Benjamin Disraeli
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Consider the following...
(1) knowledge is power
(2) time is money
Formula:
Power=work/time
exchanging them gives:
Knowledge=work/money
solving for money gives:
money=work/knowledge
so work increases as knowledge reaches 0
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(A poem that I remember having to memorise in primary school)
SEA FEVER By John Masefield
I must go down to the sea again,
to the lonely sea and sky,
And all I ask is a tall ship
and a star to steer her by.
And the wheel's kick and the wind's song,
And the white sails shaking,
And a Grey mist on the sea's face
and a grey dawn breaking.
I must go down to the sea again,
for the call of the running tide
Is a wild call and a clear call
that may not be denied;
And all I ask is a windy day
with the white clouds flying,
And the flung spray and the blown spume,
And the sea gulls crying.
I must go down to the sea again,
to the vagrant gypsy life;
To the gull's way and the whale's way
where the wind's like a whetted knife;
And all I ask is a merry yarn
from a laughing fellow-rover,
And a quiet sleep and sweet dream
when the long trick's over.
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G3: "This is b*****ks...lets just call it art."
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*These were some memorable quotes from a very funny meal at the Sweet Cherry (a Chinese restaurant) for G3's 17th birthday...
Embo: "Can I have a Diet Coke please..."
G3: "...Same..."
Kat: "...Yea."
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G3: "It sounds like when snow freezes over..."
Kat: "...You mean ice"
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Embo: "They should invent anti-drip teapots..."
Okay...well they were alot funnier at the time...I guess you kinda have to be there...
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-"Hey, Bryan, lookit this... I got a secret message in my Alpha-Bits! It says: 'oooooooooo'..."
-"Peter, those are Cheerios."
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