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| FINDING NEMO |
| [All quotes in chronological order] MARLIN - You remember how we met? CORAL - Well, I try not to. MARLIN - All right, where's the break? You feel a break? NEMO - No. MARLIN - Sometimes you can't tell 'cause fluid is rushing to the area. Now, any rushing fluids? NEMO - No. MARLIN - Are you woozy? NEMO - No. MARLIN - How many stripes do I have? NEMO - I'm fine. MARLIN - Answer the stripe question! NEMO - Three. MARLIN - No! See, something's wrong with you. I have one, two, three that's all I have? Oh,you're okay. MARLIN - Ah-ah-ah! Forgot to brush. NEMO - Ohh... MARLIN - Do you want this anemone to sting you? NEMO - Yes. MARLIN - Brush. MARLIN - All right, I know one joke. Um, there's a mollusk, see? And he walks up to a sea, well he doesn't walk up, he swims up. Well, actually the mollusk isn't moving. He's in one place and then the sea cucumber, well they--I mixed up. There was a mollusk and a sea cucumber. None of them were walking, so forget that I-- MR. RAY - Well, hello. Who is this? NEMO - I'm Nemo. MR. RAY - Well, Nemo, all new explorers must answer a science question. NEMO - Okay. MR. RAY - You live in what kind of home? NEMO - An anemo-none. A nemenem-menome-nememen-nenemone-- MR. RAY - Okay, okay, don't hurt yourself. [Hello Katherine!! :P] MARLIN - They just gotta grow up--the drop off?! They're going to the drop off?! Wh-what are you, insane?! Why don't we fry 'em up now and serve them with chips!? BOB - Hey, Marty. Calm down. MARLIN - Don't tell me to be calm, pony boy! BOB - 'Pony boy'? BILL - You know for a clownfish, he really isn't that funny. TED - Pity. TAD - I know what that is. Oh, oh! Sandy Plankton saw one. He called, he said it was called a...a butt. PEARL - Wow. That's a pretty big butt. SHELDON - Oh, look at me. I'm gonna go touch the butt. DORY - Will you quit it? MARLIN - What? DORY - I'm trying to swim here. What, ocean ain't big enough for you? MARLIN - Huh? DORY - You got a problem, buddy? Huh? Huh? Do 'ya? Do 'ya? Do 'ya? You want a piece of me? Yeah, oooh, I'm scared now. Whaat!? MARLIN - Wait a minute.. DORY - Stop following me, okay!? MARLIN - What? You're showing me which way the boat went! DORY - A boat? Hey, I've seen a boat. It passed by not too long ago. It went this way, it went this way. Follow me! MARLIN - Wait a minute, wait a minute! What is going on? You already told me which way the boat was going! DORY - I did? Oh dear... MARLIN - If this is some kind of practical joke, it's not funny! And I know funny..I'm a clownfish! DORY - No, it's not. I know it's not. I'm so sorry. See, I suffer from short-term memory loss. MARLIN - Short-term memory loss..I don't believe this! DORY - No, it's true. I forget things almost instantly. It runs in my family..or at least I think it does. Hmmm..where are they? Can I help you? BRUCE - So, what's a couple of bites like you doing out so late, eh? MARLIN - Nothing. We're not doing anything. We're not even out. MARLIN - Uh, hello. My name is Marlin. I'm a clownfish-- CHUM - A clownfish? Really?! BRUCE - Go on, tell us a joke! CHUM - Ooh! I love jokes! MARLIN - Actually I do know one that's pretty good. There was this mollusk and he walks up to a sea cucumber. Normally, they don't talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke, everyone talks. So the sea mollusk says to the cucumber... MARLIN - He's my son. He was taken by these divers. DORY - Oh my, you poor fish. CHUM - Humans. Think they own everything. ANCHOR - Probably American. MARLIN - There's no way out! There's got to be a way to escape! DORY - Who is it? MARLIN - Dory, help me find a way out! DORY - Sorry, you'll have to come back later. We're trying to escape. MARLIN - There's gotta be a way out! DORY - Look, here's something! 'esss-cap-pay'! I wonder what that means. It's funny, it's spelled just like the word 'escape' NEMO - Do you know where my dad is? PEACH - Honey, your dad's probably back at the pet store. NEMO - Pet store? BLOAT - Yeah, you know, like I'm from Bob's Fish Mart. GURGLE - Pet Palace. BUBBLES - Fish-O-Rama. DEB - Mail order. PEACH - Ebay. DORY - Are you gonna eat that? Careful with that hammer...Sea monkey has my money...Yes, I'm a natural blue... DORY - Hey, Mr. Grumpy Gills. When life gets you down, you know what you gotta do? MARLIN - I don't wanna know what you gotta do. DORY - [singing] Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming. What do we do? We swim, swim. MARLIN - Dory, no singing. DORY - [singing] Ho ho ho ho ho ho! I love to swim! When you want to swim.. MARLIN - See, I'm going to get stuck now with that song now it's in my head! DORY - Sorry MARLIN - The mask! DORY - What mask? DORY - Okay, I can't see a thing. MARLIN - Oh, gee! DORY - Hey, look! A mask! MARLIN - I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I died, I'm dead. MARLIN - Whoo-hoo! [singing] We did it, we did it! Oh yeah, yeah, yeah! No eating here tonight, whoo! BOTH[singing] Eating here tonight! MARLIN - Dory. DORY - [singing] No, no, no eating here tonight. You on a diet-- BLOAT - Nemo! Newcomer of orange and white, you have been called forth to the summit of Mount Wannahockaloogie to join with us in the fraternal bonds of tankhood. DORY - I'm going to P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. Where are you going? I'm going to P.Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. If you're askin' where I'm goin'. I'll tell you that's where I'm going. It's P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. Where? I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way... ... P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. Why do I have to tell you over and over again? I'll tell you again. I don't get tired of it-- DORY - Oh dear. Hey, hey come back! Hey, what's the matter? MARLIN - What's the matter? While they're doing their silly little impressions, I am miles from home, with a fish that can't even remember her own name. DORY - Boy, bet that's frustrating. MARLIN - Yeah. Meanwhile my son is out there. DORY - You're son Chico? MARLIN - Nemo. DORY - Right. Got it. MOONFISH LEADER - Oh, hey ma'am, one more thing. DORY - Yes. MOONFISH LEADER - When you come to this trench, swim through it, not over it. DORY - Trench, through it, not over it. I'll remember. Hey, hey! Hey! Hey! Hey, wait up, partner. Hold on. Wait! Wait-wait! I got, I gotta tell you something..whoa. Nice trench. Hello! Okay, let's go. MARLIN - Bad trench, bad trench. Come on, we're gonna swim over this thing. DORY - Whoa, whoa, partner. Little red flag goin' up. Somethin's telling me we should swim through it, not over it. MARLIN - Are you even looking at this thing? It's got death written all over it. DORY - I'm sorry, but I really, really, really think we should swim through. MARLIN - And I'm really, really done talking about this. Over we go. DORY - Come on, trust me on this. MARLIN - Trust you? DORY - Yes, trust. It's what friends do. MARLIN - Look! Something shiny! DORY - Where? MARLIN - Oh, it just swam over the trench. Come on, we'll follow it. DORY - Okay. DORY - Boy, sure is clear up here. MARLIN - Exactly. And look at that, there's the current. We should be there in no time. DORY - Hey, little guy. MARLIN - You wanted to go through the trench. DORY - I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy. Come here, Squishy. Come here, little Squishy. [Baby talk]---oww! MARLIN - Dory! That's a jellyfish! DORY - Bad Squishy! Bad Squishy! DORY - Yeah, careful I don't make you cry when I win! MARLIN - Oh, I don't think so! DORY - Ha ha ha ha! Whooo! Give it up, old man. You can't fight evolution, I was built for speed. MARLIN - The question is, Dory, are you hungry? DORY - Huh? Hungry? MARLIN - Yeah, 'cause you're about to eat my bubbles! GILL - Fish aren't meant to be in a box, kid. It does things to 'ya. BUBBLES - Bubbles! Bubbles, bubbles, bubbles--- CRUSH - Dude. MARLIN - Ooh... CRUSH - Dude. Focus, dude. Dude. MARLIN - Ooooh... CRUSH - Oh, he lives! Hey, dude! MARLIN - Ooooh..what happened? CRUSH - Oh, saw the whole thing, dude. First you were like, 'whoa'! And then we were all like, 'whoa'! And then you were like, 'whoa'. MARLIN - What're you talking about? CRUSH - You, mini-man. Takin' on the jellies. You got serious thrill issues, dude. MARLIN - Ooh. CRUSH - Awesome. MARLIN - Ooh..ooh, my stomach. Ooooh.. CRUSH - Oh, man. No hurlin' on the shell, dude, okay, just waxed it. MARLIN - So Mr. Turtle... CRUSH - Whoa, dude. Mr. Turtle is my father. Name's Crush. SQUIRT- Whoa! Whoa! That was so cool! Hey dad, did you see that? Did you see me? Did you see what I did? CRUSH - You so totally rock, Squirt! So give me some fin..noggin.. CRUSH/SQUIRT - ..dude! CRUSH - Oh, intro. Jellyman, Offspring. Offspring, Jellyman. SQUIRT - Jellies? Sweet. CRUSH - Totally. MARLIN - Well, apparently, I must've done something you all like. Heh, uh, dudes. SQUIRT - You rock, dude. MARLIN - Ow. CRUSH - Curl away, my son. Aw, it's awesome, Jellyman. Little dudes are just eggs, leave 'em on the beach to hatch, then coo-coo-ca-choo, they find their way back to the big 'ol blue. TURTLE KID - Mr. Fish, did you die? DORY - Sorry. I was a little vague on the details. SQUIRT - So where are you going? MARLIN - Well, you see my son was taken. My son was taken away from me. TURTLE KIDS - [gasp] DORY - No...way GILL - Three sharks!? BLOAT - That's gotta be forty eight hundred teeth! CRUSH - All right, we're here, dudes! Get ready! Your exit's comin' up, man! MARLIN - Where!? I don't see it! DORY - Right there! I see it! I see it! MARLIN - You mean the swirling vortex of terror!? CRUSH - That's it, dude! MARLIN - Of course it is. CRUSH - Okay, first: find your exit buddy! CRUSH - Do you have your exit buddy? DORY - Yes! CRUSH - Okay, Squirt here will now give you a rundown of proper exiting technique! SQUIRT - Good afternoon, we're gonna have a great jump today! Okay, crank a hard cutback as you hit the wall! There's a screaming bottom turn, so watch out! Remember: rip it, roll it and punch it! MARLIN - It's like he's trying to speak to me, I know it! You know, you're really cute! But I don't know what you're saying! Say the first thing again! DORY - Excuse me! Woohoo! Little fella? Hello. Don't be rude, say 'hi'. MARLIN - Ha..hello. DORY - His son Bingo.. MARLIN - Nemo. DORY - ..Nemo, was taken to, uh.. MARLIN - Sydney. DORY - Sydney. Yes. And it's really, really important that we get there as fast as we can. So can you help us out? Come on, little fella. Come on. MARLIN - Dory, I'm a little fella. I don't think that's a little fella. DORY - Oh. Oh, oh, big fella. Big fe--whale. Okay. Maybe he only speaks whale. MOOOOO-WEEEEEEE-NEEEEED... MARLIN - Uh, Dory..what're you doing? DORY - TOOOOOOO-FIIIIIIND... MARLIN - What're you doing? DORY - HIS-SOOOOOOOOOOOON... MARLIN - Are you sure you speak whale? DORY - CAN-YOOOOOOOUUU-GIIIIIIIIIVE-USSSS-DIRECTIOOOOOOOONS-TOOOOOOOOO... MARLIN - Dory! Heaven knows what you're saying! See, he's swimming away. DORY - COOOME-BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! MARLIN - He's not coming back. You offended him. DORY - Maybe a different dialect. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MOOOOOAAAAAAAAAA..! MARLIN - Dory. Dory, this is not whale. You're speaking like..upset stomach. DORY - Maybe I should try humpback. MARLIN - No, don't try humpback. DORY - WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOO!!! WAAAAAAAAAOOOOOO!!! MARLIN - Okay, you actually sound sick. DORY - Maybe louder, huh? RAAAH!!! RAAAAH!!! MARLIN - Don't do that! DORY - Too much orca. Didn't it sound a little orca-ish? MARLIN - It doesn't sound orca! It sounds like nothing I've ever heard! DORY - MOOOO..MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! MARLIN - It's just as well, he might be hungry. DORY - Don't worry. Whales don't eat clownfish, they eat krill. KRILL - Swim away! DORY - Oh, look. Krill. GURGLE - Bloat, that's disgusting! BLOAT - Tastes pretty good to me. [belch] GURGLE - Eww! Don't you people realize we are swimming in our own-- PEACH - Shhh! Here he comes. MARLIN - Would you just stop it!? DORY - Why? What's wrong? MARLIN - We're in a whale! Don't you get it!? DORY - A whale? MARLIN - A whale! 'Cause you had to ask for help! And now we're stuck here! DORY - Wow. A whale. You know I speak whale. MARLIN - No, you're insane! DORY - Hey. You okay? There, there. It's all right. It'll be okay. MARLIN - No. No, it won't. DORY - Sure it will, you'll see. MARLIN - No. I promised him I'd never let anything happen to him. DORY - Huh. That's a funny thing to promise. MARLIN - What? DORY - Well, you can't never let anything happen to him. Then nothing would ever happen to him. Not much fun for little Harpo. MARLIN - You were right, Dory! We made it! We're gonna find my son! MARLIN - THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK-YOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUU-SIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! DORY - Wow. I wish I could speak whale. PEACH[yawn] Morning. [gasps] It's morning, everyone! Today's the day! The sun is shining, the tank is clean and we are getting out of--[gasps]--the tank is clean. The tank is clean! GULL - Mine. NIGEL - Okay, don't make any sudden moves. Hop inside my mouth if you want to live. Some of you might not remember this quote- I only noticed it after a few hindred times of seeing this film ^_^ (It's when Nemo plays dead and Marlin sees him) - Next time you see the film, listen out for the way that Elen DeGeneres says 'Oh my goodness'. MARLIN - [gasps] Nemo. DORY - [gasps] Oh my goodness. Awwww...I love this bit...so sad... DORY - Hey.. MARLIN - Dory. If it wasn't for you, I never even would have made it here. So, thank you. DORY - Hey! Hey, wait a minute. W-w-wait! Where are you going? MARLIN - It's over, Dory. We were too late. Nemo's gone and I'm going home now. DORY - No..no, you can't! Stop! Please don't go away. Please? No one's ever stuck with me for so long before. And if you leave, if you leave...I just, I remember things better with you. I do. Look, P. Sherman, 42..40..2..agh! I remember it, I do. It's there, I know it is because when I look at you, I can feel it. And I, I look at you and...I'm home. Please. I don't want them to go away. I don't wanna forget. MARLIN - I'm sorry, Dory, but I do. NEMO - Um, excuse me. Are you all right? DORY - I don't know where I am! I don't know what's going on, I think I lost somebody but I, I can't remember. NEMO - It's okay, it's okay. I'm looking for someone too. Hey, we can look together. DORY - I'm Dory. NEMO - I'm Nemo. DORY - NEMO?!! That's a nice name. MARLIN - Now go have an adventure! SQUIRT - Goodbye! See you later, dudes! DORY - Bye, Elmo! MARLIN - Nemo. DORY - Nemo! Bye Nemo!! |