Trunks *smiles*: Hi.
Me: Trunks, has anyone ever told you that you look like your father? *gets dreamy eyed*
Trunks: Uhh...yeah, I get it a lot.
Me: You do...oh! And I have a new way of ending my interviews, thanks to your hunky father. We get to kiss!
Trunks: I don't have a problem with that.
Me: You DON'T?
Trunks: No.
Me: Wow...your father put up a fight about it.
Trunks: Well, I'm a little more understanding and calm than my father.
Me: So...you're going to kiss me when this interview is over?
Trunks *smiles*: Yes, I'm going to kiss you.
Brunette #1: Did I hear Trunks say he was going to KISS???? *mob of girls appear out of nowhere*
Trunks: Oh shit...
Me: What the hell...
Brunette #1: TRUNKSIE!!!
Me: BREANNE????
Breanne: Oh, hi Amber! *looks at Trunks and drools* Trunks...
Trunks: You know her?
Me: Yes, sadly. She's one of your many admirers, and also one that would like to have sex with you.
Trunks: ...Ohhh.
Brunette #2: Oh my God, it's my baby!!!! FUCK ME TRUNKS!!!!!
Trunks *hides behind me*
Me: TIERNAN!!!!!**
Tiernan: Hiya Amber! Can you let me borrow Trunks for a few minutes?? PLEASE!?
Me: I'm trying to interview him here! You can have him later in the interview, okay?
Bre & Ti: OKAY!!! *both run off*
Trunks *sighs*: Oh thank Kami. Are you going to let them come after me again?
Me: Hell no. I'm interviewing you right now. You'll want to kill yourself after being with them. They're crazy.
Trunks: Okay. You can interview me now.
Me: Good. So Trunks, who is your best friend?
Trunks: Well, before the Androids started to wreak havoc, Gohan was. He was the only one I could go to and talk to about anything, until the Androids killed him. After that, the only one I had was my mother.
Me: I'm sure it was hard living in your world like that. But are things better now that the Androids and Cell are gone?
Trunks: Oh yes. We've finally rebuild most of the city and things are returning back to normal again, but it just won't be the same without everyone there.
Me: I know. It's okay, Trunks. But, I didn't want to stir up sad memories. Onto something happy. Do you plan on getting married?
Trunks: Well...if the right person came along, I suppose...someone who would see me for who I am and not for my looks or my strength alone.
Me *drools*
Trunks: Ummm...what are you thinking?
Me: Oh, don't worry. I'm thinking of your dad, not you. I wish he were nicer, like you.
Trunks: I guess I get that from my mom.
Me *scoffs*: That's obvious. Well anyway, what is your favorite color?
Trunks: I like navy blue.
Me: Cool. I like blue too. Any kind of blue.
Trunks: Yeah, but navy blue is my favorite.
Me: Would you feel kind of naked without your sword?
Trunks: No, that isn't the right word to use. I've fought without it, but I do like to use it. It's a dependable weapon, that's for sure.
Me: Do you think your father is short?
Trunks: Is he around? *turns head*
Me: No. He was anxious to leave. He won't be back here for awhile.
Trunks: Okay, good. Well, I DO think he is a little short, but size doesn't matter. My father is a strong man.
Me: That he is... *drools again*
Trunks: Let's stop bringing up my father, okay? You're freaking me out.
Me: Oh. Sorry. I fantasize about your father a lot, that's all. Sitting on my bed naked, calling me over to...
Trunks: STOP!!!! I DON'T want to hear this!!
Me: What? I can't help it if your father makes me horny.
Trunks: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Voice From the Sky: Stop torturing the poor boy!
Me: I don't MEAN to!! *looks at Trunks* Sorry, Trunks. Let's move on, shall we?
Trunks: Yes. Good idea.
Me: Who do you like better? Your mother or your father?
Trunks: What do you mean 'who do I like better'?? I love them BOTH, whether or not they make me mad. If I knew my father in my time, I would love him just as much as I loved my mother.
Me: That's sweet of you, Trunks.
Trunks *blushes*: Umm...thanks.
Me: No problem. Your father is very lovable. Mwehehehe...
Trunks: Not THIS again.
Me: Oh, sorry. I'll have to stop doing that. But anyway, what is your favorite song?
Trunks: I don't know. I like a lot of songs.
Me: You don't like Britney Spears do you?
Trunks: Umm...
Me: You DO don't you??
Trunks: ...
Me: Oh God no. You deserve to die if you like her.
Trunks: Okay, I don't like her.
Me: Wonderful! She gets annoying. Those stupid Pepsi commercials...ugh. I'd LOVE to shove one of those Pepsi cans up her -
Trunks: Can we move on now? I don't want to hear your threats.
Me: Oh FINE. Sorry.
Trunks: That's okay...I guess. Next question, please.
Me: Have you lost your virginity to anyone?
Trunks: Uhhh...isn't that a little too personal?
Me: Huh? Oh sorry. Wait...does that mean you HAVE??
Trunks: No! I'm just saying that is a little personal for my taste.
Me: Okay, sorry again. Umm, let's see. What else can I ask you? *starts to think*
Trunks *fidgets nervously*
Me: Oh! How about this. Do you like hamburgers?
Trunks: Uhh, yeah sure. Why?
Me: Because I'm REALLY hungry right now and a nice, juicy one with a bunch of cheese on it sounds good right about now.
Trunks: Umm, normally that would be called a cheeseburger.
Me: Shut up, Purple-Hair Boy. I'm too hungry to care.
Trunks: Hey, my hair is cool!
Me: Yeah, if you're gay.
Trunks: Are you insulting gay people?
Me: Of course not! I have nothing against people who are attracted to those of the same gender!
Trunks: That's good to hear. Anyone who has something against them should DIE.
Me: Whoa, down boy.
Trunks: Sorry.
Me: That's okay. I understand it would make you angry.
Trunks: I think I better go. I need to get back to the future and help my mother on her next project. She wants to create a Dyno-Cap that can hold a town or something.
Me: Oh. Okay. Sounds fun. Well, give me a nice passionate kiss and you can leave.
Trunks: Passionate?
Me: Yes. Passionate. Kiss me!
Trunks: Okay... *pulls me in his arms and kisses me*
Me: ...
Trunks *pulls away*: Did anyone see that??
Me *dreamily*: No...
Trunks: Oh...okay. Well, I guess I better go now. Bye!
Me: Next I'm interviewing Gohan, the little cutie-pie I'd love to cuddle. Bye for now!
**A/N: Tiernan: This is my best friend. Her name is pronounced Teer-nen, people. And yes, it IS a name. Just thought I'd let you know.