Raditz: ...
Me: Say hi, Raditz.
Raditz: Die stupid Kakarot.
Me: Ummm...okay then. I guess that is good enough. Are you alright with this interview? I mean, King Yemma let me take you from Hell because he said you were always bored down there.
Raditz: Hell yes! I'm stuck down there with that ass Nappa. He NEVER shuts up. He complains about Vegeta this and Vegeta that. If only I were stronger than him.
Me: Yes, about your strength. Have you grown at all since your fight with Piccolo and Goku?
Raditz: Yes, some. I'm at *mumbles something*
Me: What did you say? I couldn't hear you.
Raditz *sighs*: I said I'm at 30,000.
Me: Only 30,000?? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! My MOM could kick your ass!
Raditz: What's YOUR power level?
Me *smiles*: Whatever I want it to be. Maybe I should make mine 30,001. *laughs*
Raditz: That isn't funny, human.
Me: I'm NOT human. I'm......wait. I AM human. Dammit.
Raditz *chuckles*: Too bad you're not a Saiyan.
Me: Vegeta doesn't share the same opinion as you. He's GLAD I'm not a Saiyan. Why I still don't know. He answered me too fast. I guess he didn't want me to know.
Raditz: Well apparently, Miss Obvious. *scoffs*
Me: Maybe I should change my power level to 20 zillion and kill you with a poke to the arm. *smiles deviously*
Raditz: You wouldn't DARE.
Me: No, not right now, I don't. I need to interview you first. THEN I'll do that.
Raditz: How thoughtful of you.
Me: I know. I'm so nice!!
Raditz: Yeah right. Whatever. Just interview me.
Me: I thought you didn't like it in Hell.
Raditz: I don't, but for some odd reason, I'd rather be down there now listening to Nappa's endless babbling than be here.
Me: Die, bastard.
Raditz: I can't, stupid Earth female. I already am.
Me: No shit. And thank Kami. Otherwise we'd still have to look at your ugly face. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Raditz: I'm gonna blast you if you don't be quiet and ask me questions!!
Me: FINE. Raditz, why is your hair like that? Why do you park in a driveway and drive in a parkway? Do you ever change clothes? What is the meaning of life? Where do babies come from? What -
Raditz: SHUT UP!!! I meant INTERVIEW me. Sorry, I didn't clarify that for your small brain.
Me: You want to talk about small?! I know something that you have that is smaller than my brain.
Raditz *blushes*: Quiet! That is none of your business!!
Me: Frankly, everyone else in your family doesn't seem to have a problem with size...except for you. Are you defective?
Raditz: You deserve to die after saying that. *growls*
Me: Okay okay. I'll interview you now. Sorry.
Raditz: Sure. It didn't sound like you meant it.
Me: Shut up, Small-Penis Man!
Raditz: Wh- You- I-
Me: Quit stuttering. What's your favorite color, Radish-Head?
Raditz: I like gre - HEY!!
Me: Sorry.
Raditz *clears throat*: My favorite color is green.
Me: Green's an okay color. Umm...why don't you look like your father, but Goku does?
Raditz: You mean, Kakarot?
Me: Yeah. Goku.
Raditz: Don't call him that. His true name is Kakarot.
Me: Whatever. I like Goku better. If you say 'Kakarot', it sounds like you're saying 'crack a pot'.
Raditz: ...
Me: And your name sounds like 'Radishes'. And Vegeta's sounds like 'Vegetable'. And -
Raditz: ALRIGHT!! I get the picture. Can we please move on?
Me: Sure. Answer my question.
Raditz: I don't know why Kakarot inherited my father's looks. And I don't care.
Me: Well, you SHOULD care. Goku and Bardock are hot and you're as ugly as a rhino. Moving on.
Raditz *growls*
Me: What is your favorite animal?
Raditz *smirks*: Bear.
Me: Why?
Raditz: Because bears are COOL.
Me: Why?
Raditz: Because they have claws and they kick ass.
Me: Why?
Raditz: Because that's how they evolved.
Me: Why?
Raditz: I don't know.
Me: Why?
Raditz: Shut up already.
Me: Why?
Raditz: Because I want to have sex with you.
Me: NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Raditz: I knew that would shut you up.
Me: Bite me.
Raditz: No thank you.
Me: Did you know I like Vegeta?
Raditz: No. So what if you do?
Me: He raped me.
Raditz: o_o
Me: Yes. You hear me correctly. And he liked it.
Raditz: O_O I think I'm gonna be sick.
Me: You just wish you were him, don't you?
Raditz: Excuse me a moment. *walks away and throws up in distance*
Me: Ugh. How sick. Maybe it wasn't such a good idea inviting him here.
Raditz *gains his composure back*: Okay. Can we NOT talk about that, please?
Me: Sure. We won't. But we can talk about ME raping HIM. Mwahahahaha! I'm so evil.
Raditz: That you are. *mumbles* Help.
Me: I heard that.
Raditz: Dammit. Wait. WHY would Vegeta rape YOU?
Me: Because he wants me. Mwahahaha.
Raditz: I can't understand why.
Me: You're asking for a death wish aren't you?
Raditz: Well, at least THAT'S a question. And no, I'm NOT asking for a death wish.
Me: Alright, whatever. So Raditz, have you ever been in love with anyone?
Raditz: No. Us Saiyans don't have time to fall in love. We have to purge planets of all lifeforms. Like I have time for such a thing.
Me: Your prince found the time, as did your brother and oldest nephew. I don't see why you couldn't find the time.
Raditz: Well...their aren't many women down in Hell.
Me: You mean down in Hell that would go out with you. *laughs*
Raditz: You know, you're not very nice.
Me: I know. And that's okay.
Raditz: No it isn't.
Me: Well, if you don't like me, then leave.
Raditz: Fine. *starts to get up* Aren't you supposed to kiss me?
Me: NO. I am NOT kissing you.
Raditz *smirks*: Yes you are. You said that was how you were going to end your interviews from now on with the male guests.
Me: That doesn't apply to you then. *laughs*
Raditz *grabs me and forces a kiss on me, then moves away*
Me: Damn...you're not that bad of a kisser.
Raditz: Why thank you. I'm leaving now.
Me: Umm...okay then. This interview is over. Next we'll interview Bardock, the father of Goku!
Raditz: HEY! He's my father too!
Me: Oh yeah, I almost forgot. And the father of Raditz. Bye for now!
Raditz *gleams in happiness*