Nappa *raises eyebrow*
Me: What?
Nappa: Your Saiyan sexiness?
Me: Vegeta, duh. The one who killed you because you suck at fighting.
Nappa: I resent that!
Me: Who cares?
Nappa: I don't even know why I came here.
Me: It doesn't matter now. You're here, and you're not leaving until I say, so there.
Nappa: Whatever. Ask me questions.
Me: Why are you bald?
Nappa: Because I am.
Me: Are you naturally bald or did your hair fall out?
Nappa: That's none of your business.
Me: It fell out, didn't it? *smiles*
Nappa: No.
Me: You're lying.
Nappa: No I'm not.
Me: Yes you are.
Nappa: No I'm not.
Me: Okay okay fine. This whole interview could consist of us fighting about your hair falling out, so let's move on.
Nappa: IT DIDN'T FALL OUT DAMMIT.
Me: Yeah, that's what they all say. Anyway, you like to fight a lot, am I right?
Nappa: I'm a Saiyan elite. I love to fight. I always need a good challenge once in awhile.
Me: Yes. As all Saiyans do. What is your favorite movie?
Nappa: Mulan.
Me: M-Mulan?!
Nappa: Yes. They have fighting the old-fashioned way. Chinese cannons, swords...mwahahaha.
Me: Umm...your mentality worries me.
Nappa: I hear that a lot.
Me: Are you fat or big-boned?
Nappa: HEY!
Me: I'm too evil. Sorry, I just had to ask that. You know, Raditz told me that you talk too much down in Hell.
Nappa: Nah. We play Twister, and he just gets pissed because I beat him all the time. Usually I sit back and read a good book.
Me: REALLY??
Nappa: No. I can't back that up.
Me: Hahaha. Thought so. But anyway, let's continue. How do you feel about what Gohan said back when you and Vegeta *gets starry-eyed* came to Earth?
Nappa: Gohan?
Me: That kid who said "I said you smell like toenails".
Nappa: Oh, THAT stupid little BRAT.
Me: Well, that stupid little brat's father just happened to kick your ass.
Nappa: He was just lucky.
Me: Whatever you say.
Nappa: And WHY do you like Vegeta?
Me: Why does everyone always ask me that??
Nappa: I don't know. I can't see why anyone would like Vegeta.
Me: You should die for saying that.
Nappa: Too bad, I already am.
Me: Yeah, and my Vegeta killed you. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Nappa *face turns red in anger*
Me: Don't get mad, Nappa.
Nappa: I already AM.
Me: Oh...okay. Anyway, let's get this interview moving. Did you know that Frieza destroyed your planet?
Nappa: No.
Me: Well, he did. You thought it was a meteor shower, but it was nothing like that. Frieza blew the thing up.
Nappa: That bastard. I hope he rots in Hell for it!
Me: He IS, Nappa.
Nappa: Good.
Me: Personally, I think Frieza is a cross-dresser.
Nappa: You do??
Me: I hate that...THING with a passion.
Nappa: Well, you're not the only one.
Me: Trust me. I know that. But, let's not get carried away. I'm interviewing you, so let's not stall.
Nappa *sits impatiently*
Me: Do you have any friends, Nappa?
Nappa: Yes. Raditz.
Me: I thought he didn't like you.
Nappa: Either that or he's lying to me. And if he is, I'll beat him into a pulp.
Me: Well, I guess that's possible, if you have been training.
Nappa: Not really.
Me: Well, Raditz has.
Nappa: Is that so?
Me: Yes, it is very so.
Nappa: I could still beat him anyway, no sweat.
Me: Yeah, whatever you say. Now Nappa, have you ever heard of Miracle-Gro?
Nappa: Yes. It's used to help plants grow......why?
Me: Just wondering. *laughs to self*
Nappa *raises eyebrow*
Me: Okay...umm...do you like Savage Garden?
Nappa: Yes! If they have the name 'savage', then they have to be awesome!
Me: You're so stupid, Nappa. Do you even KNOW WHO SAVAGE GARDEN IS??
Nappa: ...
Me: Didn't think so. Before this interview, I listened to their first CD, that's why I wanted to know. They don't exist anymore. They split up, but Darren Hayes is a HOTTIE WHO CAN SING. MWAHAHAHAHA!!
Nappa *confused*: Riiiiiiight.
Me: Shut up Nappa. Your stupidity amazes me.
Nappa: I'm not stupid!
Me: That's what they all say. One more question: how do you stand being so...tall and bulky?
Nappa: Mwahahaha. I scare people easily.
Me: Yeah, with that face, I'm sure you do.
Nappa: !!!
Me: Okay, I'm done interviewing you. Get away from me so I can interview Goten and his cuteness.
Nappa: ......Bwahahahahahaha!!!
Me: ??
Nappa: You have to kiss me.
Me: HELL NO. DIE.
Nappa: No. I'm going to kiss you, then. *walks up to me*
Me *scared for my life* NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO GET. AWAY. FROM. ME.
Nappa: You know, you're funny when you're scared.
Me: O_O! *grr* >.<
Nappa: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Me: Nappa, BYE.
Nappa: Amber, HELLO. *grabs me and kisses me*
Me *gag*
Nappa *pulls away* How nice. I'll be leaving now. *walks away*
Me: UGH. Thank GOD he's gone. *pulls out Listerine and uses whole bottle* There, much better. *remembers there are people reading* Oh...DON'T TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS. *clears throat and puts on smile* Be here next time when I interview the cuteness of little Goten! Bye! *mumbles* Need more Listerine...