Gohan *waves*
Me: Gohan, you're hot.
Gohan: Ehehehehe...thanks, I guess.
Me: Oh, you are QUITE welcome. You Saiyans sure are good-looking, especially Vegeta... *drools*
Gohan: Ummm...can we interview now?
Me *pops out of dream world*: Huh? Oh yeah. So Gohan, what is your favorite color?
Gohan: I like orange.
Me: Awesome. If there was anything in this world you could wish for, what would it be?
Gohan: For my mom to stop nagging at me about studying. *groans*
Me: Yes. I feel your pain. So how do you cope with Turbo Bitch anyway? Turbo Bitch being your mother, of course...
Gohan *chuckles nervously*: She really isn't that bad. You get used to it after awhile. My mother is just very over-protective. She's the same way with Goten since he is so sensitive.
Me: Yes, I know. Believe me. So, how many times has your hair changed since you were 5?
Gohan: Umm...I don't know.
Me: Oh. I thought you would know. Well, I don't feel like counting, so oh well.
Gohan: Can I ask YOU a question?
Me *smiles*: Sure.
Gohan: How old are you?
Me: I'm 16. Why?
Gohan: Oh, just wondering, that's all.
Me: I'll go out on a date with you. *smiles*
Gohan: You know I am involved with Videl. She wouldn't take that so well.
Me: Oh well. Hey! I thought you have always said that you two were no more than friends!!
Gohan: Well...I guess that wasn't entirely true...
Me: OBVIOUSLY.
Gohan: I guess you could say I love her.
Me: Damn...I wanted to go out on a date with you...
Gohan *starts to sweat*: I thought you liked Vegeta.
Me: I DO. But that doesn't mean I can't like you either. Can I rape you?
Gohan *gets wide-eyed*: WHAT?? Hell no!
Me: Why not?? Am I not good enough for you?? *starts to cry*
Gohan: Oh Kami...don't cry, please!
Me: You hurt my feelings!
Gohan *kneels down beside me and hugs me*: I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. It's just...I'm not that kind of person.
Me: What? A sexually active person?
Gohan: Yeah. I have no desire to do anything like that with anyone right now.
Me: I guess not... *sniffs*
Gohan: Is that all you think about is sex?
Me: No! Of course not! I was just wondering...
Gohan: Okay, okay... Don't get worked up anymore. Let's just do this interview okay?
Me *smiles*: Okay! *Sits back up* So Gohan, what is your favorite season?
Gohan: I like Spring. I like to see everything coming back to life after a cold winter.
Me: Wow! Me too! Cool! *giggles* Okay, what was it like to train with Piccolo before Vegeta *sighs* and Nappa came to Earth?
Gohan: It was hard, but I tried my best. I really liked Piccolo, and I still do. He's a good friend and like a second father to me. I knew I could count on him when I needed someone. He even saved me from Nappa.
Me: Yes. That was very bold of him.
Gohan: I know. I wish I could have done something to save him, though.
Me: Well, he died saving you, and you ended up being a great asset in the battle between your father and Vegeta, so Piccolo's sacrifice was a good thing. You helped him change from being evil to good in a matter of one year. And now everyone gets along with him. You should be proud of yourself. *smiles*
Gohan *blushes*: Well, I don't want to gloat about anything. The battle with Nappa and Vegeta WAS my very first battle.
Me: Not necessarily.
Gohan: What do you mean?
Me: You're not counting the battle with Raditz.
Gohan: I never fought in the battle with Raditz.
Me: Yes you did.
Gohan: No I didn't.
Me: YES you did.
Gohan: NO I didn't.
Me: YES...YOU...DID!!!
Gohan: Fine, I did. Whatever you say.
Me *gleams*: Ha! Told ya! You fought because you got so angry listening to your father suffer, then a great anger overcame you and you threw your little body into Raditz, which in turn helped greatly in a victory, although your father died.
Gohan: Oh yeah...I remember now...
Me: Have short-term memory for awhile there?
Gohan *groans*: Yeah, I guess I did. Is this over yet?
Me *cocks eyebrow*: WHY?
Gohan *starts to sweat again*: Oh, hehehe...just wondering, that's all.
Me: WHY?? *sarcastically* Do you have a date?
Gohan: Actually yeah, in an hour with Videl...
Me: Never mind. Besides, you got plenty of time. So anyway, what is the most annoying thing to you?
Gohan: How Krillin bothers me about Videl and says things without thinking. But other than that, he's a great friend. And he has proved to me and my father many times that he can be depended on.
Me *smirks*: Yeah, when he's not being pounded into the ground. I could probably beat that little troll. It's a wonder that he grew hair. What did he use? Miracle-Gro?
Gohan: Uhh...that's for plants, not hair.
Me: Oh well. It sounded good enough, so oh well. Maybe he didn't know the difference.
Gohan: Well, you heard him. He isn't naturally-bald. He just kept it waxed since he fought. His hair would get in the way.
Me: Well, it's not like he missed anything. *laughs* Besides, he went more than half his life without hair. All I can say is Miracle-Gro isn't gonna work on his height. *laughs harder*
Gohan: You're not very nice. *frowns*
Me: Sorry! I just can't help it! I think Krillin is around just to make fun of!!
Gohan *shakes his head*: No he isn't. If 18 heard you right now you would be in big trouble for making fun of her husband.
Me: Yeah, she's the dominant partner. *laughs again*
Gohan: You're REALLY annoying me now.
Me *stops laughing*: Now who's the one being mean?
Gohan: Sorry. *loud thundering noise echoes through the room* What's that?
Me *looks around*: I don't know. *Trunks can now be seen in the distance with his arms out in front of him, looking scared to death* Oh look, it's Trunks! But what in the hell is he DOING?
Trunks: HELP ME!!!! THEY'RE COMING FOR ME!!!!
Gohan: What are you talking about?
Trunks *points behind him*: THAT!!!
Me: I don't see anyth - oh shit. *Breanne and Tiernan can be seen running after Trunks. Breanne is holding a pair of handcuffs and a can of whipped cream while Tiernan has a whip* Oh my GOD!!!
Trunks: You LIED to me!!! You said you wouldn't let them come after me!!
Me: Uhhh...no, I said I wouldn't let them come after you during the INTERVIEW. I'm interviewing Gohan now. *Gohan waves at Trunks*
Trunks: I don't care!! DO SOMETHING!!
Me *waves hand and a bed appears, then smiles*: Have fun you two! Don't wear him out too much!
Bre & Ti: THANKS!!! *Trunks, Breanne and Tiernan disappear into the darkness, along with the bed*
Gohan *whimpers*: Can I leave now PLEASE??
Me: I suppose. But you have to kiss me first. *chuckles evilly*
Gohan: Alright. If it will get me out of here. *kisses me passionately then moves away*
Me *sigh*: No...I want more...
Gohan: Bye... *runs away*
Me: Okay, fine. Next I'll be interviewing Raditz and afterwards Bardock. Byes!!