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Wow... this was a very intellegent question from one of my school-mates in Spanish class when the teach said "if anyone talks, the person who I'm talking to gets one of their points."
2) You've never heard of psychotic?
Okay, this one isn't as 'funny' or 'stupid' as the first one... but... its a funny thing to say I guess... Or, I guess you just had to be there.
3) The woman's vagina is like a rainforest.
Alright... this was said in health class... Someone asked about having sex under water. I have no idea how this related to the question... but I don't know, some things I don't get anyway. Can you tell me how this relates?
4) Doesn't that feel good?--I MEAN BETTER!
hehe... i was giving someone a 'Puffs' tissue with lotion in it... their nose was a little raw from the other tissues they were using.. lol I like those Puffs tissues. A nose in need, deserves Puffs indeed... seriously.
5) Oh man! I'm DEAF!--I mean blind!
In US History when the substitute teacher turned the lights on without warning... heheh it was funny.
6) 1st person: Twenty five? How old's your man?
2nd person: My man? I don't have a man!
... discussing boyfriends...
7) And I just swallowed some paper. Isn't that lovely?
Heh... yeah. I just heard one of my friends say this in class when the entire class was silent... everyone looked at her of course.
8) I don't want you anymore. Go in the trashcan.
Well, I can't remember where or why I heard this... it was just funny.
9) Your legs look like mustard. I want to eat them.
Stephanie said this to me when I wore yellow fishnets one day... hehe, thanks Steph.
10) Acid rain hurts when you are naked
This was on the board in Chemistry class, and I couldn't help but put it up here... it's just funny to me anyway. I had a good laugh in Chemistry at least... lol
11) I slipped in your mayonnaise!
well, I guess Stephanie slipped in my mayonnaise one day... it was next to my locker, where I had been eating a sandwich... so she blamed me, but we weren't really thinking mayonnaise that day... we were a little gross... hehe.
12) A hariy donuthole? Is that a new nickname for something?
A boring day in Natural Resources... Bleah... Steph... didn't take it the right way... lol. I think you can imagine what we thought that day. lol.