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| MICROREPUBLICAN my life and exploits: |
| "Polish up that Armalite comrades, gonna remind the Brits why they oughta fear one-shot Paddy..." |
| MICROREPUBLICAN, Ireland's pint-sized-pot-shot hero, famed for his "no surrender" commitment to physical force Republicanism, is a PLASTIC PADDY, it emerged today. Born to Irish immigrant parents in Provo City (Utah), USA, his was a difficult childhood, MicroRepublican confessed in a candid interview. "My school was 99.9 per cent Mormon. While other guys looked forward to a life of polygamy I dreamed of an end to British hegemony," he admitted. |
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| "Always count your fingers after shaking hands with a Brit..." |
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| Saoirse sensation as MicroRepublican admits: "I'M A PLASTIC PADDY!" by our terror correspondent: P O' Neill |
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| from the Irish Times Easter special 2004 |
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| Website: � Continuity Productions, 2005 |
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