PUNCTUATION LINES

Q: What should you do when a British banker picks a fight with you ?
A: £ some ¢¢ into him
Q: What do you call it when a judge takes part of a law off a books ?
A: § violence
Q: What did the football coach get from the looker room vending machines in the middle of the game ?
A: A ¼ back at ½ time
Q: How hot did it get when the police detective interrogated the mathematician ?
A: X ³°
Q: What does a punctuation plagarist do ?
A: ©
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