Capitalism : You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
Socialism : You have two cows. You gift one to your neighbour.
Communism : You have two cows. The government takes both and gives you milk.
Fascism : You have two cows. The government takes both and sells you milk.
Nazism : You have two cows. They take both and shoot you.
Terrorism : You have two cows. They drive away both and kill you.
Trade Unionism : You have two cows. They take one, milk the other and
throw the milk away.
MORAL : Don't have anything to do with cows. They only bring you trouble.
Now the same excellent principle is extended to... Indian Politics
Advani-ism : You have two cows. You don't milk them; worship them.
Anna-ism : You have two cows. You donate one to MGR and the other to Karunanidhi.
Chandra Babuism : You have two cows in Vijayawada. You hook them to Internet
and milk them from Hyderabad.
Fernandes-ism : You have two cows. You keep them in your house and sleep
outside.
Gandhism : You have two cows. But you drink goat's milk.
Indiraism : You have two bulls. You adamantly consider them as
cows.
Jayalalithaism : You have two cows. You teach them to cry,
"Ammaaa..."
and fall at your feet.
Karunanidhi-ism : You have two cows. You give one to your son and the
other to your nephew.
Lalooism : You have two cows. You buy Rs. 900 Crore worth of cattlefeed
for them.
Mamataism : You have two cows. You don't milk them but blame CPM.
Morarji-ism : You have two cows. You drink not their milk but only
their urine.
Rajivism : You have two cows. You paint them both to get colourful
milk.
Rajneesh-ism : You have two cows. You engage 15-20 girls to look
after them and house them in an ashram.
Sanjay Gandhi-ism : Others have bulls. Sterilize them by force.
Sasikala-ism : You have two cows. You buy one house in Chennai and
another in Hyderabad to house them.
Thakrey-ism : You have two cows. You feed them only saffron
flowers.
Vajpayeeism :You have two cows. You distribute the milk among your
partners and eat cattlefeed.
Veerappanism : You have two cows. You take over a reserved forest to feed them.
Rajnikant-ism : You have two cows. You throw them into air and catch
their milk in your mouth.
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