The Actual Newspaper
Headlines (collected by journalists)
1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
2. Police Begin
Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
3. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers
Should Be Belted
4. Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
5. Survivor of
Siamese Twins Joins Parents
6. Farmer Bill Dies in House
7. Iraqi Head
Seeks Arms
8. Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
9. Stud Tires
Out
10. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
11. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian
Takes Over
12. Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again
13. British Left
Waffles on Falkland Islands
14. Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
15. Eye
Drops off Shelf
16. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
17. Reagan Wins on Budget,
But More Lies Ahead
18. Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
19. Shot Off Woman's
Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66
20. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax
21. Plane
Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
22. Miners Refuse to Work after
Death
23. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
24. Stolen Painting
Found by Tree
25. Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies
26. Two Sisters
Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter
27. Killer Sentenced to Die for
Second Time in 10 Years
28. Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved
One
29. Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 in `84
30. War Dims Hope for
Peace
31. If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
32. Cold
Wave Linked to Temperatures
33. Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect
Homicide
34. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
35. Deer Kill 17,000
36.
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
37. Man Struck by Lightning
Faces Battery Charge
38. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test
Group
39. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
40. Kids Make
Nutritious Snacks
41. Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
42.
Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire
43. British Union Finds Dwarfs in
Short Supply
44. Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood
45. Lansing Residents
Can Drop Off Trees
46. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
47. New
Vaccine May Contain Rabies
48. Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing
49. Deaf
College Opens Doors to Hearing
50. Air Head Fired
51. Steals Clock, Faces
Time
52. Prosecutor Releases Probe into Undersheriff
53. Old School
Pillars are Replaced by Alumni
54. Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by
Board
55. Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
56. Some Pieces of Rock
Hudson Sold at Auction
57. Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request
Training
58. Include your Children When Baking Cookies
59. 4-H Girls Win
Prizes for Fat Calves
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