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sent by e-mail by Sudip, February 2003

 

During an International Scientists' meeting,  4 collegues were chatting around a table.

 

The German scientist said: 

'In my country you take a kidney of a person, and you do a transplant to another person, then 2 months later the person with transplanted kidney is already on the streets looking for a job.'

  

The English said:

'Oh! That's nothing! In England you take a lung of a person, you do a transplant  to another person and 1 month later the person is already looking for a job.'

  

The Russian said:

'In Russia you take half the heart of a person, you do an implant to other needed person , and 15 days later the person is already looking for a job.' 

  

The American who had been listening carefully, smiled and said:

'Your contries are very undevoloped!

In United States we went to Texas, we grabbed a man without brains, we put him in the White House and 6 months later 1/3rd of the americans are looking for jobs, the other 3rd saw the Euro overtaking the Dolar and the rest of the people ( americans) are getting prepared for the war!!!' 

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