From: AishaClanClan08@aol.com Sent: Friday, July 20, 2001 2:49 PM To: WAML@yahoogroups.com Subject: [WAML] My new weird fic! Here it is! The "Kenshin Video Game Reviews Fic." Obviously, this is a Rurouni Kenshin fic, so those of you who don't watch RK will be totally lost. Then again, you'll pobably be totally lost whether you watch RK or not! ^^; This is just the rough draft and I had to type it in a hurry, so there's probably several stupid mistakes... Anyway, of course I also got sidetracked but since it's very rare that I write a serious fic, there's not an extremely important plotline or anything to get sidetracked from, so who cares? ::rereads that and discovers it makes absolutely no sense:: Oh well, just read it anyway! Warning: Extreme silliness Disclaimer: I don't own Nintendo, Nintendo Power, or any of the Nintendo characters. I also don't own Rurouni Kenshin or any of its characters. I pretty much don't own anything here, I'm just borrowing them for this extremely insane fic that I'm not making any money off of! Everyone in the room was just staring at Tsuniko in bewilderment. "So..what is it you want us to do again?" Yahiko asked, confused. "Yeah! And how did you get all of these....these things anyway?" Kaoru asked, pointing at a big heap of TVs and Nintendo products. Tsuniko sighed. "All right, I'll explain it again." I entered this contest in a Nintendo Power magazine, and, obviously, I won!!! I got five Nintendo 64s, with five games for them, an original Nintendo with one game, and a gameboy, with one game! I also won two TVs! I already picked out a game for each of you, so you'll all write reviews for your game and than they'll be published in the magazine!" Tsuniko was bouncing up and down with excitement (literally) and then started skipping around her living room babbling on and on about how excited she was. Kenshin, Tsubame, Kaoru, Sano, and Megumi were just sitting in the middle of the living room being lost. Saitoh was just sitting in the corner, taking long drags out of his cigarette. "Anou...Tsuniko-don? What's a TP?" Kenshin asked. "I'm so happy! Yay, yay, yay! We're gonnna be famous! 'Can't believe I got all this for free..." "Tsuniko-dono?" "And everyone'll love the new games and after they're done reviewing them they're all mine, Bwahahaha! Oh, I'm so happy..." "Tsuniko?" Kaoru tried to get her attention. "That's my favorite magazine too, can't believe I actually won...so excited..." "Hello? Tsuniko?" Megumi inquired. "TSUNIKO!" Sano screamed. She abruptly stopped her skipping and babbling to turn around. "What?" "Kenshin was trying to ask you what a TZ is, baka." "Sano, I believe the term was "TP." Kenshin "corrected" him. "You're both wrong! Were'nt you listening?! She clearly said that the magical box is called a TB." Kaoru argued. Megumi sighed. "I...believe the term was TE..." Saitoh took a long drag from his cigarette before stating with authority, "It is called, a TC." "No, no, NO! YOU'RE ALL WRONG!" Yahiko protested. "IT'S CALLED A TG!!!" Tsubame smiled, then blushed before saying in her usual barely audible mousy (Is that a word? Well, now it is!) voice, "I agree with Yahiko-chan. It's called a TG." Yahiko blushed slightly and grinned, overjoyed to hear his crush state so proudly that she agreed entirely with his firm beliefs that the magical box is called a...(Drumroll please...) (No, wait! No drumroll! This is supposed to be a "romantic moment!" Flute music!) Suddenly, Amiboshi from Fushigi Yugi stepped into Tsuniko's house, flute in hand. (No, stop everything (again), wrong series! Forget it, no musical instruments! ANYWAY...) Yahiko blushed slightly and grinned, overjoyed to hear his crush state so proudly that she agreed entirely with his firm beliefs that the magical box is called a TG. Yahiko looked into Tsubame's beautiful deep brown eyes as she looked up and met his own, blushing slightly in his gaze, a modest smile crept apon her lips. Tsubame's mousy voice was like music to his ears as it played over and over in his head, I agree with Yahiko-chan. It's called a TG. I agree with Yahiko-chan. It's called a TG. I agree with Yahiko...chan. She called him chan. His face grew red with anger as he quickly grew razor sharp fangs. Flames began dance with rage behind his eyes as he glared at Tsubame and said in a deathly calm voice,"Don't/call/me/chan." Tsuniko, Kaoru, Sano, and Megumi suddenly turned chibi (Megumi with fox ears, of course) and started jumping around Yahiko saying, "Yahiko-chan! Yahiko-chan! Yahiko-CHAN!" Kenshin sweatdropped and Tsubame just stood there blushing. Saitoh, of course, was still sitting in the corner...well, what do you think he was doing, playing with Barbies with cute little hot pink mini soap dispensers? (Don't ask where that came from. But they make everything else for Barbies, why not soap dispensers too?) Everyone in the room suddenly bursts out laughing as an image of Saitoh playing with Barbies with cute little hot pink mini soap dispensers flashed through their minds for some unexplained reason. Everyone except for Saitoh, of course. About an hour later, after everyone was calmed down and Tsuniko had explained the concept of a "TV" to everyone, everyone was finally ready for Tsuniko to announce which games they would review. "Alright! I just know you'll all love these games...Yahiko, you have pokemon. Saitoh has Yoshi's story, Tsubame has Super Mario Brothers 2, Kaoru has The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Megumi has The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask, Kenshin has Banjo Kazooie, and Sano has Super Mario 64!" ~End of Chapter 1~ Well, this is all I have so far? What do you think? (I know, completely insane just like all my other fics...^^;) Tenshi and Fruit Lady already know what'll happen, but you two don't spoil it for everyone! Big suprise in the next chapter! C&C appreciated! ~Serena-Mihoshi To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: WAML-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/