I don't know WHAT is going through my head right now...
*grumbles* it's 12:14 AM and I'm STILL online?! Damn... Mom told me to go to bed
early, too... >_< ah, well.... here's a little something I dug up out of
my files!!! Some of you may remember it, some may not... Most of you should
remember Kia Purity's "Ronin Plays" and how I used to have a hobby of rewritting
them! well... here's the first one I managed to type up!!! revised and
everything!!!! ^___^ enjoy!!! (yes, I know this is basically plagarism... but I
look at it as honoring Kia Purity... ^^;; she's such a humorous writter, after
all! Introduced me to the wonders of Monty Python and the Holy Grail! That she
did!!! ^__^)
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MYCHAEL MOURI AND THE HOLY
GRAIL
(YOU SAW IT
COMING!)
by Kia Purity. Rewritten by
S.C.Mouri
Note:
Everyone, you
did see this coming from a mile away didn’t you all? As far as you can tell,
this is another Ronin Play…
Japan is the most
pleasant place to visit in the summer! Watch out for those DATS! They once bit
my sister Rera!
BUT THIS TIME…
it’s a new one! The one that is something like Monty Pyton and the Holy Grail!
Yesss…you got it!
No really! She was
teaching it how to fill out forms and mix concrete at the same time! It just
hauled off and bit her! Yumpin’ Yimmy! I cannot take a bath without those DATS
jumping in with me!!
THE
AUTHOR WISHES TO ANNOUNCE THAT THE PERSONS WHO WROTE THE NARRATIVE IN ITALICS
HAS BEEN SACKED.
I’m not sacked.
HA!
THE
AUTHOR WISHES TO ANNOUNCE THAT THE SACKERS WHO WERE SUPPOSED TO SACK THE
NARRATOR HAS BEEN SACKED. THE AUTHOR HAS HIRED ANOTHER NARRATOR—THIS TIME A
NARRATOR FROM A ROMANCE NOVEL.
Therefore, if
you can’t get to the ending quickly enough…without laughing until you turn blue
and pass out. I understand. This was intended to do
that.
Mia sighed heavily, with
a longing for Dais. She was gasping for air as she realized a DAT was drinking
out of her glass of Perrier.
THE
AUTHOR WISHES TO ANNOUNCE THAT THE ROMANCE NOVEL NARRATOR HAS BEEN SACKED. THE
AUTHOR HAS HIRED A COMMUNICATIONS EXPERT AT THE LAST MINUTE AND AT A GREAT
EXPENSE.
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*CHANGING REELS IN THE PROJECTION BOOTH* GO
AND GET YOUR POPCORN!
Ryo: ……I’m
supposed to be King Arthur?! This is THE last time I’m letting Sam give Mychael
full responsibility over a play!
*finds himself
pretending to ride a horse when he dosen’t see the
horse*
Ryo: …
MYCHAEL!!!
*silence*
Ryo:
SAM!
*silence*
Ryo:
Dammit.
*stops and
stares at Talpa who just killed a knight*
Ryo: WHAT THE
HELL?!
Talpa: NONE
SHALL ENTER!
Ryo:
Okay.
*chops Talpa’s
arm off*
Talpa: JUST A
SCRATCH! COME ON YOU PANTSY!
Ryo:
…..
*chops Talpa’s
other arm off*
Talpa: JUST A
FLESH WOUND!
Ryo: Give me a
break Talpa! You’re a ghost for goodness’ sake!
Talpa: COME
AND GET ME! SISSY!
Ryo:
….
*chops Talpa’s
leg off.*
Talpa: YOU
CHICKEN! COME ON!
*runs at
Ryo*
*Ryo chops
Talpa’s other leg off*
*Talpa is
nothing but a limb, yelling at Ryo*
Ryo: This is
too weird. I’m Leaving…
*rides off and
runs into a group of monks dressed like the Ancient*
Monks: *chants
in latin and boinks themselves on the head with wooden
boards*
Ryo:
…
*finds
Rowen*
Ryo:
ROWEN???
Rowen: Don’t
ask. *Ties a coconut to a European swallow*
Ryo: It’s
Mychael’s fault isn’t it??!
Rowen: I have
no idea. She’s writing this.
Ryo: I wanna
go home.
Rowen:
Unfortunately we have to go along with this play.
*Ryo looks
like he’s gonna die*
Cart guy: DEAD
PEOPLE! DEAD PEOPLE!
Ryo: WHAT!!
LET’S GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!!
Narrator:
Therefore King Ryo found Sir Rowen, But, There are more knights of the crooked
table! Sir Kento the Hog, Sir Sage the Skilled, Sir Cye the wimp who wimped out
in Kikoutei Densetsu and nearly got killed from being slapped by his sister, and
Sir Not-appearing-in-this-film. The tale now begins…
Cye:
WIMP?!
Kento:
Hog?
Sage:
SKILLED????
Rowen:
…
Ryo: Mychael’s
fault.
*Sam pops
in*
Sam: I don’t
think Mychael’s gonna be causing any more trouble for the
moment…
Ryo: And why
is that?
Sam: *glares*
I got a teensy bit mad at her for the “Cye the Wimp”
part…
Sage:
figures…
Rowen: Get on
with the story! Lady Sam the Kind? YEAH RIGHT…
*gets hit in
the head with a frying pan which knocks his head shield back
down*
Rowen:
OW!
*thunder*
God: FIND THE
HOLY GRAIL! LOOK FOR IT BECAUSE YOU SHALL NEVER LEAVE THIS PLAY
ALIVE!
*the clouds
close with a clang*
Ryo: Well,
lets find the HOLY GRAIL AND NOW!!!!!!
*all of the
ronin “knights” run off*
French guard:
Eh? Who’s dat?
Ryo:
Dat?
Sage: He means
the Dat.
Rowen: Talpa
headed dogs.
Kento:
Actually…
Sekhmet:
THEY’RE “DOGS ARE TALPA SISSY!!!”
Cye: Why are
you here?
Sekhmet: I’m
here? Oh! SAYONARA!
*leaves*
Everyone:
….
French Guard:
I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!
Ryo: YOU’RE
ASKING FOR IT!!! FLARE UP NOW!
*nothing
happens*
Ryo: EH?! What
the hell?!
*Lady Mychael
of the Dead comes in*
Mychael: I
have no idea how this happened. All of a sudden, the story got out of control.
So we lose our powers in the process.
Sam: HOW DID
YOU GET REVIVED SO QUICKLY?! O.o
Mycheal:
*shrugs* I dunno. Your spork of doom ™ dosen’t exactly inflict much
damage...
Sage: “Spork
of Doom?” O.o
Cye: Since
when did you have a “Spork of Doom?”
Sam:
Serena-Mihoshi, Kimberry (not a fruit), Jennefairy and I were coming up with
weird weapons for everyone. I claimed the Spork of Doom
™.
Cye: I forget
what you weirdos are like at lunch…
Rowen: Is that
why I now have this thing? *holds up a spoon*
Sam: yup.
Spoon of Strata ™
Kento: uhh…
*holds up a plastic hamburger*
Sam: *giggles* Hardrock plastic Hamburger
™
Sage: … this
thing too? *holds up a hairspray bottle*
Sam: Halo
Hairspray ™!
Ryo:
*sweatdrops* … This?? *holds up a waffle*
Sam:
*collapses giggling* hehhehheh…
Wildfire Waffles ™!!!
*everyone
stares at Cye*
Cye: … umm…
Sam? I never got a weapon…
Sam: I know. I
diddn’t want to do something embarrassing to you!
*steph falls
through the ceiling and lands on a table*
Steph: I still
like Torrent’s Toilets!!
Everyone: …..*
sweatdrops*
Sam: *growls*
NO!! I told you Steph! It’s a BIFFY! Not a TOILET!
Steph:
*smiles* Ja! *leaves*
Everyone:
…
Mychael:
ANYWAY… As far as I know, we’re gonna be stuck in this play until we find the
holy grail.
French Guard:
FETCH THE COW!
Everyone:
EH?
*cow flies
over the wall and hits the ground as everyone runs away*
Mychael: NOW
THIS MEANS WAR!
Rowen: I GOT
AN IDEA! *whispers*
*everyone
giggles and runs off*
*sawing
sounds*
*clunk*
*bang*
*squeak*
*creak*
*A large
wooden rabbit is being wheeled up to the moat as everyone runs away to
hide*
French Guard:
Oh! A present!
Ryo: now
what?
Rowen: We leap
out at night and catch them by surprise.
Sage: SAY
WHAT?
Kento; Who are
‘we’?
Rowen: We! We
leap out!
*Ryo
groans*
Sam: You
idiot. We’re not in the rabbit.
Cye: Uh oh…
RUNNNNN AWAAAAY!!
*everyone runs
away as the French Guards throw the rabbit over at them*
Quatre: Why
are we in this?
Trowa: I
dunno.
Wufei: Me
too.
Heero: This is
one strange play.
Duo: Much
stranger than the others?
DATS: MEOW!
WOOF!
Duo: I wonder
how we got stuck in the room with the DATS…
Wufei: I have
no idea.
Cye: I can’t
believe we have to split up…
Minstrel: CYE
THE WIMP… YES SIR! HE WAS WIMPY ENOUGH… TO PUNCH HIS FRIENDS… AND RUN… FOR HIS
SISSY LIFE…
Cye: OH, SHUT
UP!
*they walk by
a tree which has three knights impaled on a large
spear.*
*Cye
gulps*
Cye: Think
I’ll need my Yari?
Minstrel: Nah,
you’ll just wimp out.
Cye: *rolls
eyes* Good grief.
*they come across a three-headed monster,
which looks mysteriously familiar—Three times to
familiar*
Cye: Dais?
Sekhmet? Cale? What happened??
DSC: No idea.
This just happened.
Cye: Okay,
Bye.
*Dais,
Sekhmet, and Cale start to bicker.*
Sam: This is
supposed to be Sage’s part but why me?
Mychael:
*voice booms* Because, you made the mistake of letting me run a play! Now you
must suffer my wrath! WUHAHAHAHAHA!!
Sam;
*grumbles* This is one of my favorite movies too… Why in the hell did I let her
take over anyway?? Eh? This sign looks like the one that lured Sir Galahad up to
that weird castle full of whores…
*Sam mutters
to herself as she walks up to the castle and is greeted by
Innova*
Sam:
GYAAAAAAAAH!
Innova: I have
no idea why, but I’m supposed to torture you.
Sam: No! No!
Innova: …
*reading from the script* “Lovely lady, wont you join me in bed? You must be so
tired! You need a strong man to rest on.”
Sam:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
*Innova is
still reading from the script*
Innova: “
Don’t scream, you know you want it….”
Sam: This is
getting a little too ridiculous!
*Innova is
reading from the script forever*
Innova: “And
stop reading the script Bucket-Head. Act it”
Sam: …
*giggles* I can’t believe Mychael wrote that part.
Innova: … HOW
CAN I TORTURE YOU IF YOU’RE JUST
GONNA LAUGH LIKE THAT?!
Sam:
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!
Innova: I
know… *leaves*
Sam:
Eh?
*Innova
returns, looking a bit different. His hair is short and dark
brown*
Sam:
EH?!?!?!?! Damn.
Innova: Yes it
is me, Elizabeth…..
Sam: Lemme
look through this… *looks at script* “Elizabeth?” Who told you to use my real
name?
Innova: The
same reason why my name should have been changed before you said
“EH?!?!?!?!”
Mychael:
*voice booms* Oh, Sorry.
Heero:
Better.
Sam:
Definitely not better for me. *looks like she’s gonna faint right on
him*
*Sage comes
thundering in*
Sage: WHAT THE
HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH HIM?! SAM, YOU’RE BEING
CORRUPTED!
Sam: Sage! Let
me stay! Please!
Sage: You are
not stating any longer!
Sam: SEJI
DATE!!!
Heero: Why do
you have this Air-Headed idiot for a brother?
Sage: I AM NOT
AN AIR-HEADED IDIOT!
Sam: STOP IT
YOU TWO IDIOTS. This is a play.
Sage: I’m
dragging you outta here.
Sam:
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!
*Sage is
dragging Sam out by her arm*
Sam: I bet you
like to sleep with every woman.
*Sage stares
straight ahead, yelling in an annoyed voice, turning red at the same
time*
Sage: I DO
NOT!
Narrator: Sir
sage had saved lady Sam the Kind from her doom…. Well, it’s her typical standard
doom. That occurs once every three months….. or is that
two?
*Mychael
throws a frying pan at the narrator*
Narrator: OW!
Meanwhile… To King Ryo and Sir Rowen--- they weren’t as far as a coconut could
get.
Crowd: GIVE US
A BREAK!
*the crowd
starts to shoot at the narrator with arrows*
Narrator:
….
Ancient: Hee
hee hee ha ha ha…
Ryo:
….
Ancient: Hee
hee hee ha ha ha …
Rowen:
….
Ancient: Okay!
To find the grail, you have to go to the cave, then the
bridge!
Ryo: … that’s
all?
Rowen: Why are
you laughing like that?
Ancient:
Because I’m supposed to. Hee hee hee ha ha ha!!!
*Ancient and
scene 24 dissapear*
Ryo: Huh?
Let’s go…
Rowen: This is
getting too weird…
*Ryo and Rowen
arrive and Stare*
Ryo: What the
Hell?
Knights: NEE!
NEE! NEE! NEE!
Rowen; Now you
know what cult Sam really belongs to….
Knights: NEE!
NEE! NEE! NEE!
Saggy: YOU
CRACK HEADS! STOP SNORTING COKE WITH VODKA!
Knights: Who’s
that???
Ryo:
Nani?
Rowen:
What?
Head Knight:
You must bring us the shrubbery! Nee!
Ryo: You
crack-head.
*Rowen gets a
shrubbery*
Head Knight:
MORE!!
Sam:
Nee!
Sage: STOP
THAT SAM!
Knights: Ah!
One of us!
Sam:
NEE!
Cye: Cut it
out!
Knights:
AAAAAAH!
Sam:
Nee!
Kento:
PLEASEEE?
Sam: No. NEE!
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NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE!
NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE!
NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE!
NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE!
NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE!
NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE!
NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE!
NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE!
NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE!
NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE!
NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE!
NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE!
NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE!
NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE!
NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE!
NEE!
Knights:
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Rowen:
Ow.
Ryo: I think
I’m dead.
Sage: Uhhhh I
should have left her with Heero.
Kento: I
agree…
Cye:
Heero?!
Saggy and
Christian: STOP THAT YOU CRACK-HEAD! GET OFF DR PEPPER AND
VODKA!
Sam:
Huh?
Knights:
Huh?
Ronin
“knights”: WE’RE SAVED!
Sam: I don’t
think so….
*Sage stuffs a
brownie with chocolate that usually melts in your mouth into Sam’s
mouth*
Sage: And that
was the most biggest and the most expensive brownie I could
find.
Sam:
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMbetterthanmakinoutMMMMMMMMMMM……..
Cye: I HEARD
THAT SAM!
Sage: Forget
it…
Knights:
AAAAAAH!
Sam: You
idiot. *hits Sage* If you say the word, they will be in
pain.
Kento: What
word? And how did you eat that brownie so fast?
Sam: I’m a
sugar junkie okay? If you say “IT” they are in pain.
Knights:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Ryo: IT! IT!
IT! IT!
Knights:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Sam:
…
*chases after
Ryo around the Shrubbery*
Duo: What the
heck were you doing Heero?!
Heero: Scaring
Sam.
Wufei: Worked
too well.
Trowa: But you
almost had her.
Quatre: Hee
hee hee… *nudges and winks*
*Heero beats
up Trowa and Quatre*
T and Q:
OW.
Duo: Don’t
remind him. He’s deprived the way she’s deprived.
*smirks*
Heero: *glares
at Duo*
DATS: Meow.
Woof.
Sam: Huh? What
does this have to do with the play? WHY IS EVERYONE TRYING TO BRING UP MY LOVE
LIFE?! Uh, I don’t have one. I’m too kind for one….
Kento: I’m out
to rescue someone!
*runs forever
until he gets to the castle and nearly kills everyone*
Kento: I’m
here…..??????
Dais; My hero!
Kento:
……..
Badamon: Hey!
How dare you…
Kento: I’m
leaving.
Ryo: Alright,
we’re supposed to find the enchanter named…. MIA?
Sam:
Uh?
*Mia is
throwing cans everywhere as the Ronin “knights” duck*
Mia: You seek
the Holy Grail?
Everyone: Uhh
yeah.
Mia: You shall
face the horrendous creature at the cave to get it!
Everyone:
…
*a cute little
bunny is hopping around the cave*
Sam: HOLY
CRAP…
Rowen: Grail,
not crap.
Ryo: A
BUNNY?!
Sage: I feel
so stupid.
Kento: What do
we do?
Cye: Dynasty
Soldier!
*Dynasty
Soldier walks up to the bunny and gets his head bit off by the
bunny*
Everyone:
AAGH!!!
Sam: I TOLD
YA!
Mia: ME
TOO!
Ryo:
ATTACK!!!
*Everyone runs
to attack the bunny then run back, screaming*
Sam: HOLY HAND
GRENADE!
*gives it to
Ryo*
Ryo: One… two…
five…
Rowen:
THREE?!!!
*Ryo throws
it*
Ryo:
THREE!
*boom*
Sam: Now it’s
gonna be a delicious rabbit stew with sugar…
hehehehehehehehe!
*they all go
into the cave*
Everyone:
What’s that writing?
Kento:
Uhhh…
*They turn
around and watch another Dynasty Soldier get eaten by the Black Beast of
Arrgh!*
Kento:
RUNNNNNNN!
*everyone runs
all over the place being chased by the Black Beast of
Arrgh!*
*the animator
has a heart attack and falls over in his chair
backwards*
*the Black
Beast of Arrgh! disappears*
Sam:
Wheew…
Sage: Man,
that was scary.
Ryo:
Cye?
Cye: I think I
wet myself.
Everyone:
EH?!?!
Cye: MYCHAEL
MADE ME SAY IT!
Sam: *pats his
shoulder* It’s okay.
Kento: Forget
it.
Rowen: Now to
the bridge!
*Everyone runs
to the bridge*
Ancient: What
is your name?
Sam: Lady Sam
the Kind.
Ancient: What
is your quest?
Sam: TO GET
THE HELL OUT OF HERE!
Ancient: What
is your favorite color?
Sam:
Pink.
Ancient: Do
you drink Dr Pepper with Vodka?
Sam: No.
AAGH!!!!!!!
*SPROING*
*Sam is thrown
into the gorge*
Ryo: Eep.
She’s dead.
Sage: Who
wants to go next?
Kento: Not
me.
Cye: Nuh
huh!
Sam: I’m
back.
Everyone:
HUH?
*Sam looks
annoyed*
Sam: Don’t
throw me in the gorge! Ancient, what is Talpa’s middle
name?
Ancient: I
don’t know… AAGH!
*SPROING*
Sam: He’ll be
back. There’s a cushion. Sorry Ancient! Talpa’s middle name is
DOOFUS!
*Everyone gets
across bridge*
Duo: I wonder
who is controlling this?
Heero: Don’t
ask.
DATS: MEOW.
WOOF.
Ryo: Let us in
you French IDIOT!
French Guard:
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of
elderberries!
Sam: you were
supposed to use that line a LONG time ago… *groans*
sheesh!
Sage: How do
we get in?
Sam:
Ryo?
Ryo: Alright….
Hey, we’ll make a deal!
French Guard:
Eh?
Ryo: Let’s see
if you can keep me from getting into the castle!
French Guards:
Oui! Come! Come!
*The French
Guards start building a trap around them*
Sam: Gosh…
Mychael’s had one to many Dr Peppers… This isn’t how the movie
ended.
Sage: Oh
Boy.
*Ryo jumps out
and onto the roof and slides off*
Ryo:
DAMN!
*thud*
*the French
Guards start building the trap higher*
Kento: Haha I
can beat this…
*jumps and
slides off*
Kento:
S***!
*thud*
*the trap gets
higher*
Rowen: No
problem.
*jumps and
slides off*
Rowen:
FARG!
*thud*
*the trap is
too high*
Sage:
well…
*jumps*
It’s not so
hard…
*slides
off*
Sage: AAH!
F***!!!!
Sam:
Idiot.
Cye: My
turn.
*jumps after
the trap is waaay too high*
Cye:
Crap.
*kicks the
troll off the castle then jumps over the other side*
Cye:
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII*!!!!!!!
*thud*
*Cye has
fallen in another French trap—the exact same one*
Sam:
Help.
*jumps out of
trap and grabs the Holy Grail*
Sam: The play
is over! I have the grail!
French Guards:
Nooooooo!!!
Mychael:
*grumbling* Crap…
*Clouds
open*
Mychael: Then
return it too it’s rightful place!
*the grail
disappears*
Mychael: Now
you are free…*still grumbling*
*the clouds
close with a clang*
Sam:
YAAAAAAAY!
*everything
returns to normal as Ryo groans*
Ryo:
Headache…
Sam: Well, it
really was a lady’s job.
Rowen:
WAAAAH!
Cye: … why
me?
Kento:
Dang!
Sage: My hair
is ruined….
Mychael: My
turn to go crazy.
Ronin
Warriors: NOOOOOOOOOO!
*Mychael
starts to sing her LOOOONG “nee” song that takes forever and
ever*
*Sam Joins in
:)*
Think
this is bad? Just wait for the next play!!! :) (Of course yes, this is the end
of the play! I had to sack all the narrators since I got fed up with them.
-_-)
= = = = = = = = = = = =
You like it???? ^_^ would you like me to continue
rewriting Kia's many other Ronin Plays??? Oh! and I don't feel like being the
only one posting stories up here... some of you others could to!!! Dosen't
really matter what they're about, just as long as they're funny or they have
anime in them.... well... I think I'll work some on typing up AoL... Oyasumi
minna!!!
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