Have you heard about the next planned "Survivor" show?

Six men will be dropped on an island with 1 van and 4 kids each,

for 6 weeks. Each kid plays two sports and takes music,

dance or lessons on both.

There is no access to fast food.

Each man must take care of his 4 kids, keep his assigned house

clean, correct all homework, complete science projects, cook,

do laundry, and take care of a pet cat and dog.

The men only have access to television when the kids are asleep

and all chores are done: There is only one TV between them

and there is no remote.

The men must shave their legs and wear makeup daily, which they

must apply themselves either while driving or while making

four lunches.

They must attend weekly PTA meetings; clean up after their sick

children at 3:00 a.m; make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks,

a tortilla and one marker; and get a 4 year old to eat

a serving of peas.

The kids vote them off based on performance.

The winner gets to go back to his job.