There were two statues in a park, one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel came down and brought the two to life.

The angel said, "As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most."

The man looked at the woman....the woman looked at the man, and suddenly they went running behind the shrubbery. The angel waited patiently as the bushes rustled and giggling ensued.

After fifteen minutes, the two returned, out of breath and laughing. The angel said, "You have fifteen minutes left."

"Would you care to do it again?" the man asked the woman. She eagerly replied, "Oh, yes, let's do! But let's change positions. This time, I will hold the pigeon down, and you shit on its head!"