It was last Wednesday night, and I was sitting

in my room watching television when the phone rang.

"Hello?" I said.

A girl's voice came over the line. "Can I speak to Ben, please?"

I live by myself, and my name definitely is not Ben.

It was probably a wrong number and I was bored.

I replied, "I'm sorry, he's not in right now. Can I take

a message?"

"Do you know what time he'll be back?" she responded.

"I think he said he'd be home around 10:00."

Silence on the other end... a confused silence.

"Is this Steve?"

My name isn't Steve, either. This was definitely a wrong number.

So I replied, "Yes, it is. Do you want to leave a message for Ben?"

"Well... he said he would be home tonight and asked me

to call him," she said in a slightly irritated voice.

I replied, "Well, he went out with Karen about an hour

ago, and said that he would be back at 10:00."

A shocked voice now: "Who's Karen?!"

"The girl he went out with."

"I know that! I mean... who is she?"

"I don't know her last name. Look, do you want me

to leave a message for Ben?"

"Yes... please do. Tell him to call me when he gets home."

She was sounding pretty irate at this point, and

I could hear her temper flaring. "I sure will. Is this Jennifer?"

She exploded, "Who's Jennifer?"

Apparently she wasn't Jennifer. Good guess though...

"Well... he's going out with Jennifer at 10:00.

I thought you were her. Sorry... it was an honest mistake."

"Ben's the one that's made the mistake! Tell him

that Alice called him and the she's very upset and that I would

like him to call me as soon as he gets home."

I smiled and said, "Okay, I will... but Becky isn't

going to like this..."

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