Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat

Oreo cookies provides great insight into their personalities. Choose

which method best describes your favorite method of eating Oreos:

1. The whole thing all at once.

2. One bite at a time.

3. Slow and methodical nibbles examining the results

of each bite afterwards.

4. In little feverous nibbles.

5. Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffee...).

6. Twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie.

7. Twisted apart, the inside, and toss the cookie.

8. Just the cookie, not the inside.

9. I just like to lick them, not eat them.

10. I don't have a favorite way because I don't like Oreo.

Your Personality:

1. The whole thing. This means you consume life with abandon,

you are fun to be with, exciting, carefree with some hint of

recklessness. You are totally irresponsible. No one should trust

you with their children.

2. One bite at a time. You are lucky to be one

of the 5.4 billion other people who eat their Oreos this very

same way. Just like them, you lack imagination, but that's okay,

not to worry, you're normal.

3. Slow and methodical. You follow the rules. You're very tidy and

orderly. You're very meticulous in every detail with every thing

you do to the point of being anal retentive and irritating to others.

Stay out of the fast lane if you're only going to go the speed limit.

4. Feverous nibbles. Your boss likes you because you get your

work done quickly. You always have a million things to do

and never enough time to do them. Mental breakdowns and suicides

run in your family. Valium and Ritalin would do you good.

5. Dunked. Every one likes you because you are always up beat.

You like to sugar coat unpleasant experiences and rationalize bad

situations into good ones. You are in total denial about the shambles

you call a life. You have a propensity towards

narcotic addiction.

6. Twisted apart, the inside, and then the cookie. You have a highly

curious nature. You take pleasure in breaking things apart to find

out how they work, though not always able to put them back

together, so you destroy all the evidence of your activities. You

deny your involvement when things go wrong. You are a compulsive

liar and exhibit deviant, if not criminal, behavior.

7. Twisted apart, the inside, and then toss the cookie. You are

good at business and take risk that pay off. You take what you

want and throw the rest away. You are greedy, selfish, mean,

and lack feelings for others. You should be ashamed of yourself.

But that's ok, you don't care, you got yours.

8. Just the cookie, not the inside. You enjoy pain.

9. I just like to lick them, not eat them. Stay away from

small furry animals and seek professional

medical help - immediately.

10. I don't have a favorite way, I don't like Oreo cookies.

You probably come from a rich family, and like to wear nice things,

and go to up-scale restaurants. You are particular and fussy about

the things you buy, own, and wear. Things have to be just right.

You like to be pampered. You are a prim.