Over two centuries of romping, stomping, hell, death and destruction.

The finest fighting machine the world has ever seen.

We were born in a bomb crater, my mother was an M-16

and my father was the devil.

Each moment I live is an additional threat upon your life.

I'm a roughish looking, roving soldier of the sea.

I'm cocky, self-centered, overbearing and I don't know the meaning

of fear for I am fear itself.

I am a green amphibious monster made of blood and guts

who arose from the sea, whose sole purpose in life

is to perpetuate death and destruction upon the

festering of anti-Americans throughout the globe, whenever it may arise.

And when my time comes, I'll die a glourious death on the battlefield,

giving my life to Mom, apple pie and the American flag.

We stole the eagle from the Air Force,

the anchor from the Navy,

and the rope from the Army.

On the seventh day when God rested, we overran his perimeter

and stole the globe and we have been running the show ever since.

We live like soldiers, talk like sailors,

and slap the hell out of both of them at the same time.

Fighter by day, Lover by night, Drunkard by choice,

and United States Marine by act of God.