Signs You May Be Manic Depressive

You can achieve a "Runner's High" by sitting up

The sun is too loud

Trees begin to chase you

You can see individual air molecules vibrating

You begin to explore the possibility of setting up an I.V.drip

solution of espresso

You wonder if brewing is really a necessary step for the

consumption of coffee

You can hear mimes

You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that

you have said it before

You believe that if you think hard enough, you can fly

Things become "Very Clear"

You ask the drive-through attendant if you can get your

order to go

You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that

you have said it before

You begin speaking in a language that only you and

Channelers can understand

The less sense matter and matter is more than sense

You keep yelling "STOP TOUCHING ME!!!!" even though you

are the only one in the room

You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that

you have said it before

Your heart beats in 7/8 time

You and Reality file for divorce

You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that

you have said it before

You can skip without a rope

It appears that people are speaking to you in binary code

You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that

you have said it before

You can travel without moving

Antacid tablets become your sole source of nutrition

You discover the aesthetic beauty of office supplies

You have an irresistible urge to bite the noses of the people

you are talking to

You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that

you have said it before

Losing your mind was okay, but when the voices in your head