"Never trust a dog to watch your food." Patrick, age 10
"When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?'
don't answer." Hannah, 9
"Never tell your mom her diet's not working." Michael, 14
"Stay away from prunes." Randy, 9
"Never pee on an electric fence." Robert, 13
"Don't squat with your spurs on." Noronha, 13
"Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to." Emily, 10
"When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair."
Taylia,11
"Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your
school assignment." Traci, 14
"Don't sneeze in front of mum when you're eating crackers."
Mitchell,12
"Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a Tic-Tac."
Andrew, 9
"Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time." Kyoyo, 9
"You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk." Armir, 9
"Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts." Kellie, 11
"If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse." Naomi, 15
"Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick." Lauren, 9
"Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat."
Joel,10
"When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when
she's on the phone." Alyesha, 13
"Never try to baptize a cat." Eileen, 8
Q: How Do You Decide Who To Marry?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep
the chips and dip coming. - Alan, age 10
Q: How Can A Stranger Tell If Two People Are Married?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be
yelling at the same kids. - Derrick, age 8
Q: What Do You Think Your Mom And Dad Have In Common?
Both don't want any more kids. - Lori, age 8
Q: What Do Most People Do On A Date?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get
to know each other. Even boys have something to say
if you listen long enough. - Lynnette, age 8
Q: When Is It OK To Kiss Someone?
When they're rich. - Pam, age 7
Q: Is It Better To Be Single Or Married?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need
someone to clean up after them. - Anita, age 9
Q: How Would The World Be Different If People
Didn't Get Married?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
- Kelvin, age 8
Q: How Would You Make A Marriage Work?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck.
- Ricky, age 10