Random Facts

MENtal illness

MENstrual cramps

MENtal breakdown

MENopause

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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men?

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced

enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is

produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body

to squirt blood 30 feet

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a pig!)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its

body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping

the length of a football field

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds

Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next

life ... quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed

people do. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animal that cannot jump

A cat's urine glows under a blacklight

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain

Starfish have no brains

Polar bears are left-handed

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about the pig?)

The citrus soda 7-UP was created in 1929; "7" was selected because the

original containers were 7 ounces. "UP" indicated the direction of the

bubbles

Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the

mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there

Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet

away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush

The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma

American car horns beep in the tone of F

No piece of paper can be folded more than 7 times

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes

1 in every 4 Americans has appeared on television

You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television

Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or older

The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum

The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache

A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive

from each salad served in first-class

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise

The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA"

Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning

The 57 on the Heinz ketchup bottle represents the number of varieties of

pickles the company once had

The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets

Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin

The first owner of the Marlboro company died of lung cancer

Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts

Betsy Ross is the only real person to ever have been the head on a Pez

dispenser

Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the

Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined

Adolph Hitler's mother seriously considered having an abortion but was

talked out of it by her doctor

Marilyn Monroe had six toes

All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn't like being seen

wearing them in public

Walt Disney was afraid of mice

The sound of E.T walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly

Debra Winger was the voice of E.T.

Pearls melt in vinegar

It takes 3,000 cows to supply the NFL with enough leather for a year's

supply of footballs

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are

already married

The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca Cola, and

Budweiser, in that order

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs, but not downstairs

Average life span of a major league baseball: seven pitches

A duck's quack doesn't echo and no one knows why

The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days when the

engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground

floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases

Richard Milhouse Nixon was the first US president whose name

contains all the letters from the word "criminal."