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Boston - One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper,
foot solidly on accelerator
Chicago - One hand on wheel, one hand on horn
Florida - Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible
above the steering wheel, driving in the left lane at 35
on the Interstate with the left blinker on
Italy - Both hands in air, gesturing,
both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat
Los Angeles - One hand on wheel, one hand
on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on
accelerator, with gun in lap
New Jersey - One hand on wheel, one
finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic
New York - One hand on wheel, one finger out window
Ohio, but driving in California - Both
hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror
Seattle - One hand on latte, one knee on
wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game
Texas - One hand on wheel, one hand on
hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and
both feet on brake, throwing McDonald's bag out the window
West Virginia - Four-wheel drive pick-up
truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails
attached to antenna