What Your Drink Says

About You

Women:

Drink: Beer

Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth

Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool

Drink: Blender drinks with umbrella

Personality: Flaky, annoying, dizzy, and a pain in the ass

Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy

Drink: Mixed drinks - no umbrellas

Personality: Mature, has picky taste; knows what she wants

Approach: If she wants you, she'll send you a drink

Drink: Wine - (bottled not 4 liter cask)

Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticate (Pretentious)

Approach: Try and weave Paris and clothing into the conversation

Drink: Barcardi Breezer - Hooch

Personality: Easy; thinks she is trendy and sophisticated,

actually has absolutely no clue

Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...and you're in

Drink: Shots (Vodka, Gin etc.)

Personality: Hanging with boy pals or looking to get drunk

and naked

Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. Nothing to do but wait.

Men:

sophisticated image and help him get laid



Vodka: Extremely horny hound, would shag a warm scarf.

Desperate to get laid



Whisky: He doesn't give two shits about anything

and will hit anyone who will get in his way of getting laid



Southern Comfort: Not as masculine as the whisky drinker,

knows all about feminine activities (knitting, crochet etc.)

to weasel himself into getting laid



Tequila: Piss off, all you wankers, I'm gonna go shag something

with a pulse (he's obviously from Barrow-in-Furness or the far