only after you've both shared:

A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship
B. Your blood-test results
C. Five tequila slammers



3. You time your orgasm so that:

A. Your partner climaxes first
B. You both climax simultaneously
C. You don't miss ESPN Sports center



4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:

A. Healthy, creative love-play
B. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would agree to
C. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend need to ever find out about



5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:

A. The best part of the experience
B. The second best part of the experience
C. $100 extra



6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last month.

You tell her that it is:

A. Of no importance to your affectionate feelings for her
B. Not a problem, she can join your gym
C. A conservative estimate



7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:

A. A myth
B. An oxymoron
C. A moron



8. Foreplay is to sex as:

A. Appetizer is to entree
B. Primer is to paint
C. A long line is to an amusement park ride



9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying

at the end of a relationship?

A. "I hope we can still be friends"
B. "I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep
C. "Welcome to Dumpsville, population, YOU"



10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:

A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope

with that sort of intimacy
B. Is uptight and a waste of time
C. Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place





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