You Know You've Been In College Too Long

When...

You consider McDonald's "real food"

You actually like doing laundry at home

4:00 AM is still early on the weekends

It starts getting late on the weeknights

Two miles is not too far to walk for a party

You wear dirty socks three times in a row and think nothing of it

You'd rather clean than study

"Oh shit!! How did it get so late!" comes out of your mouth

at least once a night

Half the time you don't wake up in your own bed and it seems normal

Minesweeper is more than a game; it's a way of life

You schedule your classes around sleep habits and soaps

You know the pizza boy by name

You go to sleep when it's light and get up when it's dark

You live for getting mail

Looking out the window is a form of entertainment

Prank phone calls become funny again

It feels weird to take a shower without shoes on

Whole wars can take place, and you are clueless

You start thinking and sounding like your roommate

Blacklights and highlighters are the coolest things on earth

Rearranging your room is your favorite pastime

You find out milk crates had so many uses

Wal-Mart is the coolest store

The weekend lasts from Thursday to Sunday,

(or Wednesday morning to Tuesday night)

You are sitting around making or reading lists