Fun Things To Do In A Bowling Alley

until forcefully thrown out

When ever a strike "X" appears on the screen, start yelling about

how this is a Black Panther conspiracy

Explain to the Owner how your game has been ruined due to Platetechtonics

then loose him in lingo. Demand Compensation

Bring Zippo fluid, light the pins on fire

Wear golf shoes

Pray to the pins, leave sacrifices

Dress up like an Amish man. Give speeches to others

against the high technology used in bowling

Play bocce with extra lane balls

Try to juggle the balls, when you drop them, start screaming about Platetechtonics again

Every ten minutes run the entire length of the building beating your own head

and speaking in tongues, then sit down as if nothing happened

Bring full angling gear, ask how they're biting.....fish

Completely cover your ball in duct tape (sticky side out)

then loudly complain about how your hook is off

Hide behind the pins. Stick your head up and laugh hysterically

Use a Curling Weight instead, bring a full team of sweepers

Throw refuse down the ball return, tell the owner the trash compactor is busted

Make your presence known by arranging pentagrams out of candles on every lane

except yours

Root for the other team- Bring Banners

Make fun of your team- Bring Lettuce

Tell the rival team captain that you just met his "little girl"

walk away mumbling "how bad things happen"

Bring a foghorn, use at crucial moments

Even if you miss totally--At the top of your lungs scream STEEEEEEEEERIKE

Bring a small gold idol, demand the other team pray to it

Rent all the lanes, don't bowl

Rent all the shoes, eat them

Blatantly Underscore yourself, then accuse the other team of cheating

When an opponent is on his back swing, race up and take his ball, run home

If your team is in the finals, throw nothing but gutter balls, blame platetechtonics

Trip EVERY member of the opposing team, trip your team, trip everyone

Wear a baseball uniform, bowl sidearm

Superglue Police Whistles to the hand-dryers...leave town

Walk around asking people why they are here, do this the whole night

Ask to use the house mic. Say you want to make an announcement,

expound on the sins of bowling

Name your ball something like "KILLER", openly boast to everyone

how great you are, bowl terribly. Do this all night

Sit in your lane and heckle others with a Bullhorn

Bring a dart gun...Be inventive

Wrestle with your ball. (WWF Style) Ask someone to ref

Run around sprinkling "MAGIC FAIRY DUST" on everyone's balls. Tar works nice

Sponsor a really big open bowl night, don't even have a Entrance fee.

Advertise it using all mass media known to man, make the 3rd Prize: $10,000 & a Porsche

2nd Prize: $5,000 and a trip to Europe

1st Prize: A coffee mug Then sit back a watch the fights..... leave

Or Cancel the whole thing

Hand out pamphlets on patetechtonics