Sure Signs You're Stuck In The 80's

"Born in the USA" the national anthem

You still use your Snoopy Sno-Cone machine

You know it's not "comma, comma, comma" it's karma

You stay up nights wondering what Bastion's mother's name was in

"The Never-ending Story"

You have nightmares about the Peculiar Purple Pie man of Porcupine Peak

You still practice your Care Bear Star

You know that girls just wanna have fuh-un

You can name all The Wuzzles

You harbor a secret dream of being slimed by Alistair

You can do the Safety Dance

In your spare time you are writing "The Breakfast Club 2"

You like to "connect the dots, la la la la!"

Someone mentions Jennifer Beal's and you don't say "Who?"

Your prized possession is a collection of "Return of the Jedi" Shrinky Dinks

You know whose number is 867-5309

You get depressed thinking about Anthony Michael Hall's career

You're starting a write-in campaign to MTV to bring back Remote Control

You drink Diet Coke because Max Headroom told you to

You consider Jo vs. Blair the major philosophical conflict of the 20th century

You have a duck phone and ride around your house on a little train

You want to be one of the Solid Gold Dancers

You still watch things on Beta

You want to change your name to Rio and dance on the sand

You know that "Weird Science" was a movie before a TV show

Your favorite proverb is "some like it hot and some sweat when the heat is on"

You always waited for the Sweet Pickles Bus to visit your house

Your favorite party game is Hungry Hungry Hippos

You saw the New Kids on the Block when they were Tiffany's opening act

You liked Tom Hanks better when he was a cross dresser

You know which Hollywood Square Jim J Bullock was in

You practice getting in and out of your car through the windows

You have the tendency to turn up the collar of your polo shirts

You're still wondering who really was the boss

You know what the "P" in "Alex P. Keaton" stands for

You keep asking your teachers if instead of the quiz you can take the Physical Challenge

You organize weekend tournaments of Laser Tag

You still drink New Coke

When you watch "Terminator" you wonder where Vincent is

You know ALF's real name

You never go out for a night on the town without frosted blue eye shadow

and feathered bangs

You can name all of the Thunder cats

You got a hankering' for a hunk of cheese

Everything in your wardrobe is either pastel or fluorescent

Your musical inspiration is Sonny Mann

Sometimes you just want to shout, shout, let it all out

You're planning a dream vacation to Mepos

You use your Speak and Spell to phone home

You know the original members of Menudo

Sometimes out of the blue you just got to shake your love

When you're stuck in traffic you tell your car to engage Turbo Boost

and are surprised when it doesn't talk back

You remember when Vanessa sang Karaoke to "Locomotion"

You know that Mr. Steele functions best in an advisory capacity

People are constantly gagging you with spoons

Your idea of appreciating ancient cultures is "Walk Like an Egyptian"

The only thing you know about the Nazis is that they threw Indy to the snakes

You still use your hair crimper before going out on a hot date

You hatch plots to break Murdock out of VA hospital

You know which five people Serpentor's DNA came from

You have "We Are the World" on 45

You're still sending death threats to Mr. Rubik

You can feel St. Elmo's fire burning' in you

You watch NYPD Blue thinking, "Well, they're no Crockett and Tubbs, that's for sure"

"Goonies" is your favorite movie of all time

You can remember Alanis Morissette's career before Jagged Little Pill

Every day, you take a ride on the Great Space Coaster

You want to party with Spuds Mackenzie

You can still identify any "My Little Pony" by solely by its magical markings

You know the answer to "Who's that Girl?"

Thanks to the Coach, you know the location of Albania, its terrain and its main export

You proudly wear your prized collection of jelly bracelets and charm necklaces

You want to get physical with Olivia Newton-John

You know the name of the other guy from Wham!

When someone mentions rap, you think of Run DMC and the Fat Boys

You still wear banana clips

You think "Today's Special" is still a TV. show

When a problem comes along, you just whip it

You had sunglasses that were also a headband

You're still asking, "Where's the beef?"

You remember when Belinda still sang with the Go-Go's

You ate Reese's Pieces because E.T. did

You remember when nobody believed Snuffy was real

You played Donkey Kong before you even cared what Nintendo meant

Every one of your favorite cartoons had its own cereal

On long car rides you break out the Mad Libs

You still remember the theme to Pin Wheel

You always ask fat people to do the Truffle Shuffle

You wish you were a manikin and came alive in a mall

You wish you had stuff like Inspector Gadget

You pity the fool who doesn't drink milk

You get ticked when your mailman doesn't say "Speedy Delivery"