1971 vs. 2001

30 Years Really Makes A Difference

1971: Long hair

2001: Longing for hair

1971: The perfect high

2001: The perfect high yield mutual fund

1971: Keg

2001: EKG

1971: Acid Rock

2001: Acid Reflux

1971: Moving to California because it's cool

2001: Moving to California because it's warm

1971: Growing pot

2001: Growing pot belly

1971: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your parents

2001: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your children

1971: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor

2001: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor

1971: Popping pills, smoking joints

2001: Popping joints, taking pills

1971: President struggles with Fidel

2001: President struggles with fidelity

1971: The Grateful Dead

2001: Dr. Kervorkian

1971: Getting out to a hip new joint

2001: Getting a new hip joint

1971: Rolling Stones

2001: Kidney stones

1971: Being called into the principal's office

2001: Calling the principal's office

1971: Screw the system

2001: Upgrade the system

1971: Peace sign

2001: Mercedes logo

1971: Parents begging you to get your hair cut

2001: Children begging you to get their heads shaved

1971: Take acid