| Snakes day of fun It was a day he deserved. It was a day he earned. It was a day he would have cried have he not gotten it. Legendary mercenary Solid Snake got a free pass to Disney World for all his world saving. Just as he handed his ticket and walked into the large park with a smile on his face,his codec beeped...... Colonel: Snake? This is Campbell. I'm sorry to cut your day short but we have a situation here. Snake: Colonel!!! What the hell is wrong with you? I get one day to fuck off and stop saving everyones sorry asses and you try to ruin it!!!] Colonel: Tough titty Snake,your the only man who can complete this mission. And dont worry,you wont have to leave the park. Its happening there. Seems that little priss of a wannabe Raiden has taken a priesthood and is stalking little children. Snake: And he is here?? In the happiest place on earth??? Colonel: Yes Snake. He was seen over near Mickey's house of screwed up antique cartoon characters. He was said to be exposing himself to a little half retarded ethiopian kid in a wheelchair. Snake: I'm on it!!! As Snake hunted for Raiden,he couldnt help but get more angry as he thought of all the fun he was losing. He was gonna slap some sense into that little priest bastard for screwing up his cheerful carefree day.Just as Snake was going to give up looking for him,he saw an odd man in a Sneaking suit waving a bible. Raiden: Kids!!! The lord sayeth "eat of my flesh"!!! So come on!!! I need a little loving!!!Bring it on damn you,i saved you too!!! Snake: Raiden!!! What the HELL are you doing?!!?!? Raiden: Piss off Snake!! I'm sick of you always trying to kill my fun!!! I could have handled that whole big shell thing by myself,but NOOOOOO!!! You had to butt in where your old ciggy smoking ass wasn't wanted!!! Snake: Raiden!!! Stop being such a priest to those little children!!! I came here to have fun and hear from Colonel fat ass that your pulling tricks on retarded boys!! Raiden: But Snake,you don't understand!!! I'm like Eminem!! I love acting hard in public then going home to a nice little kid to plug! Snake: Man,you really ARE a freak! Now since everyone who ever played Metal Gear Solid 2 hates your little bleach blonde ass anyway,im gonna fucking kill you!!! Snake then whipped out his trusty SOCOM pistol and took aim at Raidens homosexual priesty ass. Snake: Any last words,you godly bastard? Raiden: Yes.........before you kill me......Snake.........I am your father!!! Snake: Nice try shitface,your 12 years younger then me! Snake then unloaded the SOCOM's ammo into Raidens bible thumping self. As the blood flowed and the brain matter spewed from gaping holes in the head,Snake smiled with another job well done. Snake: Well now that the little job is finished,I'm gonna ride a roller coaster!! As Snake Rode,he once again smiled at the thought of just killing Raidens pathetic little ass.He smiled along with every Metal Gear fan that ever existed. The End. |