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Former Band Members |
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The Michelle Tanner as we know it is not the same as the Michelle Tanner of History. This week (or probably next several weeks), we look back at former members of Michelle Tanner and remember them for both their contributions and for their smells. |
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Warrick Davis (March 1986-February 1989) Instrument: Viola Reason for leaving: Got his drivers license Matt Ingle remembers: yeah, [Davis] was a pretty dependable guy... always on time for practices, never talked back, never missed a show... it could be because we threatened not to feed him... Currently: After stellar performances in Willow and Return of the Jedi, Davis has settled down in Montana on a poodle farm with his wife, Joy Laurent.
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Michael Dukakis (March '88- November '88) Instrument: Brass Horn / Presidental Nominee Reason for leaving: Depression Dan Gilbert remembers: Mike [Dukakis] was really excited to be able to play with us... we picked him up when we were "experimenting" with different styles, like the blend of Country and Ska... After he lost [to President Bush], he lost his passion Currently: Touring Europe on a speaking tour on the importance of Retainer wear post-braces. |
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Optimus Prime (June 1995 - April 1997) Instrument: Acoustic Guitar / Leader of the Autobots / Laser Cannon Reason for Leaving: Left to play bass for "Death to Stevie" a Heavy-Metal Fleetwood Mac coverband Matty K remembers: Man, i don't know where MT would be today if it wasn't for Optimus... One time we were cornered by a horde of Decepticons in a cave on the Planet K-22, when all of a sudden.... well, let's just say, [Optimus] is THE reason why Michelle Tanner is still around today. Not much of a guitar player though. Currently: Disassembled in 2001 and recycled into Pepsi Twist cans. |
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